If I configured it to N64-esque graphics I could probably run it with a .5-1 second action delay.

You didn't check for this when you initially paid for the game?

 

That actually really sucks. I feel bad for you.

Oh, I didn't buy it yet. I never buy a game unless I'm sure I can run it.

 

 

Great, now I'm looking at computers I want to buy and I'm making myself sad.

Maybe if I sell a kidney.

Everything should drop in price significantly the Monday after thanksgiving, I think. Cyber Monday or some nonsense like that

 

Have you looked at plasma donations? I've heard you can make a pretty penny off of them. Blood and semen too, but those put less dimes in your pocket.

i wanna donate semen!

I donate plasma twice a week.

 

You need a college degree for sperm banks.

You need a college degree for sperm banks.

wat

Ladies want tall, smart, handsome, and rich donors to be their baby's daddy.

You also have to be Caucasian and not ginger.

I remember seeing a Jackass thing where they went to a sperm bank. I kind of assumed they were all high school dropouts.

I would assume they just threw it out after they left.

 

Just did one of those "build your own computer" things on the interwebs. I built a $5,675 desktop that would probably eat my laptop if given the chance.

Have you ever built a computer before?

How to Qualify

 

If you are at least 5'10", between the ages of 18 and 35 years, have post-secondary education (college, vocational or technical) and are within normal limits of weight for your muscular build and height, you may be a potential candidate to become a donor. We need donors with all types of racial and ethnic backgrounds.

 

 

I JUST NEED TO GRADUATE COLLEGE THEN I'LL GET PAID A THOUSAND DOLLARS PER MONTH

I donate plasma twice a week.

 

You need a college degree for sperm banks.

 

http://www.cracked.com/article_19497_6-terrifying-things-nobody-tells-you-about-donating-sperm.html

 

also where in canada, toronto do i sign up to donate plasma?

I would assume they just threw it out after they left.

 

Just did one of those "build your own computer" things on the interwebs. I built a $5,675 desktop that would probably eat my laptop if given the chance.

>$5,675

>desktop

I thought sperm donors only made at most like $10/unit

Have you ever built a computer before?

Never by myself and never for myself. I took a computer hardware class in high school and we built tons of computers. I also built one with my brother.

computer hardware class

I am very jealous.

Wow, I'm wicked tired.

 

Night.

 

Edit: I'm quite gelatinous too, Goon. I was rather sad to see that there was no computer building type class offered here.

I'll be inducing voluntary unconsciousness as well.

asdfklja;slf

Oh, out for food/milkshakes with my RA and some other floor mates at 2 AM. Was a good time.

Cool, my RA hates my guts for some reason. He never even tried getting to know me.

 

I guess he's more of a landlord type guy.

Why didn't you invite me?