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I had just finished the Thieves guild quest, and feeling like a badass, I entered a haunted abandoned prison. Slaughtered all the ghosts like nothing.

Then, I leave, and while I'm strolling down a nearby river, I see a cave bear. "Time to kick bear ass", I think. Nope. I barely did any damage to him, and he was ripping my shit apart.

 

Shamefully, I start retreating, but no, the [bleep]er is fast. I sprint, swim through the river, but to no avail, the [bleep]er was still on my track, and at this rate, I would be dead in seconds.

 

But it all changed when I saw a little rundown shack by the river. "Oh, great, I'll just hide there and wait until the bear stops following me. Nope. Äs I approached the shack, I noticed two things. One, is that the shack had no door, it was just an entrance in the wall, and two, there was another bear inside the shack. A bear. In the shack. A CAVE bear, of all bears, in the shack. It is as if they had planned it all along, to lure clueless adventurers into the deadly trap.

 

Remains of other people who were attacked by the bears lied on the ground. And but a moment later, I joined them. Before I could make a run for the exit, the other bear was already blocking it. And so, I perished.

 

[bleep]ing gamestop.

 

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Justin Bieber is a girl? His voice has now broken.

Justin Bieber is gay? He is with Selena Gomez.

Justin Bieber is a crap singer? Justin Timberlake and Usher fought over him, and all the big names want to collab with him.

Justin Bieber sucks? He has his own movie.

Stop being jealous trolls and learn to appreciate that some people are a lot more talented than you, he just followed his dream. How would you like it if you got hated on for no reason?

Like this page if you respect Justin Bieber.

 

lolol

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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Justin Bieber is a girl? His voice has now broken.

Justin Bieber is gay? He is with Selena Gomez.

Justin Bieber is a crap singer? Justin Timberlake and Usher fought over him, and all the big names want to collab with him.

Justin Bieber sucks? He has his own movie.

Stop being jealous trolls and learn to appreciate that some people are a lot more talented than you, he just followed his dream. How would you like it if you got hated on for no reason?

Like this page if you respect Justin Bieber.

 

lolol

 

Indeed, he is quite successfull and I hope he makes the most out of his situation.

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Good afternoon.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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