Cat on lap. Can't do homework.

"Tyler, why didn't you do your homework?"

"Cat was on my lap. Nothing much I could do."

 

I want to say this to one of my teachers.

I don't.

I can have a cat on my lap tomorrow! But I probably won't be home much, I'll be across the street or out and about since Cyndi's boyfriend won't be home yet. AND SHE TOLD ME SHE'D SEE ME, which means I'll hit her hard if things change. I'll probably be violent tomorrow anyway, it's just been building.

OH GOD WTF

 

 

 

I love that kind of stuff. He must feel so [bleep]ing amazing after that.

I'll use that as an excuse tomorrow if you want.

I hate it how I have to leave when all the cool people get on. ;_;

 

Night...

ufff, people forced me to watch "world's biggest zit" several times, no way I'm watching that one posted

;_;

>;_;

 

gay as [bleep]

I hate it how I have to leave when all the cool people get on. ;_;

 

Night...

 

I'll be sure to get on much earlier then.

Wait, Halo, wait!

 

The setup is so perfect. But I'll let this one slide, seeing how it'll offend quite a few OT'ers.

 

What was the joke?

I assume something like this.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9f1TYyvEx8

Why would it be anything remotely like that?

 

I swear Killer, you post the stupidest shit sometimes.

What a glorious nap.

I was going to look something up, but I forgot what it was.

What a glorious bowl of ramen.

Do you really not like ramen?

Why would it be anything remotely like that?

 

I swear Killer, you post the stupidest shit most of the time.

ftfy

Do you really not like ramen?

What? I love ramen.

The spaghetti-os didn't have meatballs. It's a completely different experience. Not a good one. They were okay, but deff not as good without meat

From eenning and moornin and moornin to eening I wanna dree cuz das wut I ahm. BEER BEER

whew, I was about to post something realllly inappropriate