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My presence seems to irritate Subject W. We must test this further Doctor H.

Doctor H suggests an injection of testosterone, 20mg. He also suggests something to take care of his disorder of talking in the third person.

I would suggest a more permanent solution. A set of balls might do, that way he can produce his own testosterone.

His body might reject the introduction of balls. Go ahead with the surgery anyways.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Fairly certain that balls don't produce testosterone.

 

But if it makes you feel any better, I'll hit the bag a little harder tonight.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Male testosterone is produced in the testes and adrenal glands.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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By gosh I think he's right. Must be produced in the ovaries.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

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It's also produced in the ovaries.

 

Either way, it's your call, Dr. S

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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His ovaries clearly aren't producing enough. He needs balls.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Because 2 is clearly inadequate.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Hey Dax. How's the conversation about my balls suitin' ya?

 

You know, we talk a lot about my balls in this thread. Or at least, more than I would have expected on page 1.

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Tyler's nuts rubbing on Goon's neck.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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>that feel when you know the right answer, but end up giving out the wrong answer

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I always avoid giving the right answer to people who don't deserve it.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Aight.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Yeah, I like it too. Sure I was used to the old one, but I'll get used to this one soon.

 

 

This thread condensed into one video.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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