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Today I dreamt that I went to a paint shop for whatever reason and bought like lots of cakes. Actually it was some kind of weird service that they let you smash cakes together, but not eat them. For some reason this was really entertaining and I smashed loads of cakes together, but then the storeclerk is like, okay, now, let's see how much that will cost you... and I realize I only have $20 with me, so I'm like "shit, mind if I go pick up some cash? I only have $20", and she's like "sure". Thing is I didn't have any cash at home, so the best idea I have is to go to a photograph shops (the ones that can reveal negatives) an ask them to reveal a shitload of stuff for me, which was also really expensive, and I also couldn't pay. So they magically have it all done in an instant, like, really big photos, and it's also expensive as [bleep]. Cakle shop was like $300 and this was around $250, and I still only had $20, so I use the same excuse to leave the place with the photos without paying. They were all shit quality. Good thing I didn't pay.

 

And yesterday I dreamt that I was with my childhood best friend, and we decided to go eat at McDonalds. So we go take a bus, which had a really long line to pay inside. After we get our turn, we order our shit, because apparently this was a McDonald's bus. It was really weird, but it made sense. So we notice that our stop is coming after a long while, and we still don't have our order, so we go complain and the guy is like "Lol, no, this isn't a McDonald's bus" And I'm like "Dude give us our money back then" and the guy is like "[bleep] off". So we both get off the bus angry. We consider taking a real Mcdonald's bus this time, but then we remember the other guys took all our money. The end.

 

I hope that makes sense.

 

 

 

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Dont leave me Napalm.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

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Dont leave me Napalm.

 

But I must...

 

Also, god damn I need to use the bathroom but the guy whos painting it has been inside there for like 6 hours asdkjnakfnsdkfsdnfkasdfnksdfnsdkfnk ankdsn .

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1.Open window

2.Down Zipper

3.Release the Kraken

4.Up Zipper

5. Close window.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Feel better, Vezon. Avoid this place if you want sleep. :thumbup:

 

It seems like moving your legs (tapping your foot or whatnot) helps keep your mind off of using the restroom.

 

At least you'll have a nice looking bathroom afterwards.

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Kaida23 claims to be 34 years old. Hawkward.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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On a forum for a game designed for children.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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