David, you should learn not to care.

I got more Reese's minis, I will cut them open instead of ripping them and risking explosion.

Today started out bad, then DAT SUNISE, then ended on a poor note, now it's roundabout even.

What's a sunise?

The sky turns funky colors and someone throws a lightbulb into the sky really slowly.

DEAR GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

 

WHY DO TAVERNITES MANAGE TO LIGHT EVERYTHING IN OUR GAMES ON FIRE

Because they're unoriginal?

DEAR GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

 

WHY DO TAVERNITES MANAGE TO LIGHT EVERYTHING IN OUR GAMES ON FIRE

What's the alternative, not lighting things on fire?

Because they're unoriginal?

To varying degrees, perhaps.

Stupid Walmart brand water bottles

in line at the concert last night there were these kids. this one kid wearing a Brony t-shirt and an alice in wonderland cheshire cat hat thing. basically hot-topic shit. he and his obnoxious l0l internet memes so randum friends kept trying to get people in line to sing random songs like don't stop believin' and kesha and shit. never have i wanted to punch someone so bad.

 

bronies are the [bleep]ing scum of the earth

Well shit. I didn't realize my slave ships had to have stasis generators in them. 4M down the drain. Blech.

Woop

Well shit. I didn't realize my slave ships had to have stasis generators in them. 4M down the drain. Blech.

Or use chains. Whichever's cheaper.

Doo~

 

Goon, are you playing Eve by chance? Or are you just being Goon.

Chubbernugget

Star Sonata. It's like EVE without as many spreadsheets.

Hehe. Alright, off to restart my Skyrim adventure.

Son of a [bleep].

 

Tavern game session ended.

 

Retech accidentally set mana itself on fire in a several acre radius, which prompted him and Mather to munchkin and try to harness it, which drove them homicidally mad with power, which led them to make it so that the flame is fueled by and burns through normal soil, which led to me to try an experimental teleport method to get there, which led to me getting there just as they came back under control and started running away, which led me to try to contain the fire all by myself, which led me to go mad with power, which led me to (I think) incinerate as many as several miles of forest and road along with a city at the end.

 

I also may have provoked a fictional Catholic-equivalent inquisition that killed at least one of the players.

 

Tavernites, how do they work?

Be an Argonian.

Son of a [bleep].

 

Tavern game session ended.

 

Retech accidentally set mana itself on fire in a several acre radius, which prompted him and Mather to munchkin and try to harness it, which drove them homicidally mad with power, which led them to make it so that the flame is fueled by and burns through normal soil, which led to me to try an experimental teleport method to get there, which led to me getting there just as they came back under control and started running away, which led me to try to contain the fire all by myself, which led me to go mad with power, which led me to (I think) incinerate as many as several miles of forest and road along with a city at the end.

 

I also may have provoked a fictional Catholic-equivalent inquisition that killed at least one of the players.

 

Tavernites, how do they work?

wait what? is this like an actual game? or roleplaying?

Drop a train on it.

Stomp down that hall a little louder why don't ya

Son of a [bleep].

 

Tavern game session ended.

 

Retech accidentally set mana itself on fire in a several acre radius, which prompted him and Mather to munchkin and try to harness it, which drove them homicidally mad with power, which led them to make it so that the flame is fueled by and burns through normal soil, which led to me to try an experimental teleport method to get there, which led to me getting there just as they came back under control and started running away, which led me to try to contain the fire all by myself, which led me to go mad with power, which led me to (I think) incinerate as many as several miles of forest and road along with a city at the end.

 

I also may have provoked a fictional Catholic-equivalent inquisition that killed at least one of the players.

 

Tavernites, how do they work?

wait what? is this like an actual game? or roleplaying?

 

Tavern. So Roleplaying.

Son of a [bleep].

 

Tavern game session ended.

 

Retech accidentally set mana itself on fire in a several acre radius, which prompted him and Mather to munchkin and try to harness it, which drove them homicidally mad with power, which led them to make it so that the flame is fueled by and burns through normal soil, which led to me to try an experimental teleport method to get there, which led to me getting there just as they came back under control and started running away, which led me to try to contain the fire all by myself, which led me to go mad with power, which led me to (I think) incinerate as many as several miles of forest and road along with a city at the end.

 

I also may have provoked a fictional Catholic-equivalent inquisition that killed at least one of the players.

 

Tavernites, how do they work?

wait what? is this like an actual game? or roleplaying?

 

Tavern. So Roleplaying.

wow... just.... what