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Hey ownage, remember that weeaboo that wanted everyone to respect him, even though he was like 13 or something, that we ran out a few months ago?

[hide]No, not Tyler.[/hide]

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Hey ownage, remember that weeaboo that wanted everyone to respect him, even though he was like 13 or something, that we ran out a few months ago?

[hide]No, not Tyler.[/hide]

nyuickity nyuck nyuck nyuck

 

So, should my castle have a water or lava moat?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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:mellow:

 

 

so anyways, I was thinking about how you guys on here are always.. going on about how other guys who are way unnattractive than you actually get girlfriends.

 

and i've decided to tell you that....

 

it's fine. you don't need to get a girlfriend. it's fine if you're gay. really. there's nothing wrong with not liking girls.

 

 

 

what? you're disagreeing with me?

 

ok.

 

can you guys actually stand being in the company of girls?

 

yes?

 

ok. good.

 

do you have to force yourself to be next to some girl who is shallow, stupid, and doesn't understand the mystic lure of minecraft?

 

 

guess what?

 

you may not actually be gay.. [especially if you don't like guys either]

 

you're either probably asexual or you just haven't found the one. your soulmate.

 

i'm sure... that person is out there... lurking.

 

my cat just jumped on the computer desk. i bet you guys are jealous. yes she loves me. yes she's adorable. yes she only came here in hopes of food.

 

anyways.. enjoy your boyhood and your freedom.

 

do you think you'll find a girl who likes that you haven't bathed/showered in three days?

do you think you'll find a girl who likes it when you buzz your hair, or ignore her to post on /fg/? do you think girls like guys with really long hair? do you think girls like guys who aren't smart? do you think girls like guys who care more about minecraft than.. well.. them?

 

 

 

now think about this.

 

do you even want a girl who's ok with all of that? of course not. if a girl like that existed, it would mean that she is the type that doesn't bathe for 3 days.. maybe she can even go a week without bathing. maybe she doesn't comb her hair. maybe she doesn't care about what people think of her. maybe your mothers will take one look at her, and tell you to either dump her or gtfo before she contaminates the house.

 

maybe this girl.. who is.. your purported soul mate, is actually a chubby.. maybe she's a twilard. or maybe she's the kind of girl.. who... is downright creepy and terrifying.

 

the grass is always greener on the other side. always.

 

and.. guess what?

 

even if you do find your dream girl.. there will probably be something wrong with her. maybe she'll chew with her mouth open.. or maybe she can't stand horror movies.. or maybe.. just maybe... she's not human.

 

in which case...

 

kill it with fire.

 

now stop talking about other people being in a relationship and showing how.. jealous you are.

 

do something about it if you're so annoyed about guys with more loser xp than you getting a girl.

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DAT WALL OF TEXT

[hide]BUILD A MOAT OF THE DEAD FURRY BODIES OF THE ENEMIES TO THE /FG/ STATE[/hide]

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Stopped reading wit's post at "it's ok if you're gay."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Stopped reading wit's post at "it's ok if you're gay."

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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This texture pack i got...

 

The sun looks like a trillion burning furries. Tis' glorious.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Is Wits planing something devious?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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:twisted:

WHAT!

WHAT IS IT!?

 

WHAT IS IT!?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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You can hid in the server, there are no wits' here.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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She just posted about how it's ok for us to be gay, but it's not ok for us to be nerds if we want girls. Then she said we don't bathe for days.

 

*Walking out of school*

*pass by my friends that are in a relationship*

She says to her boyfriend:

"YOU BETTER COME NEXT TIME OR I WILL BE VERY UPSET!"

 

My face

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I scrolled by that, and thought it said something like "HEY BRANDON COME OUT OF THE CLOSET NEXT TIME!"

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Indeed it does.

 

Also, for the sake of broship, it's worth noting that I was the only one who mentioned confusion/jellification about females.

 

I should have known better, I tried to apply logic to the female sex.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Also, going to school on one's birthday sucks.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

*Walking out of school*

*pass by my friends that are in a relationship*

She says to her boyfriend:

"YOU BETTER COME NEXT TIME OR I WILL BE VERY UPSET!"

 

My face

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I scrolled by that, and thought it said something like "HEY BRANDON COME OUT OF THE CLOSET NEXT TIME!"

Try harder next time.

P.S. Go back to your Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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