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Alright stop, collaborate and listen,

Seany's back for my friends who were [bleep]in,

Something, grabs ahold of me tightly,

Spam like a troll, daily and nightly,

Would it ever stop?

Yo, I don't know, turn of the lights, and I'll glow,

Computer screen, I whack the keys like vandal,

Light up the room, I'll whack the thread with my spamzors,

SPAM!

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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There's gotta be a way to spam all the men and women

In another world!

In another world in the universsee!!

OOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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OOOOOHHHHH FORUM GAAAMMESS!

 

IT'S JUST A SPAM AWAY! JUST A POST AWAAAAYYYY!!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Now that the spammin is jumpin,

With the mods kicked in and the banhammer's thumping,

Quick to the point with the troll, no fakin',

Trollin /FG/ like a ton of new[bleep]s,

Spammin em, being quick and nimble, I go crazy when i hear an autoplay,

Pie's music, with a souped up tempo,

I'm on a roll it's time to spam solo,

Trollin' on my Mozill-o, with my firewall down so the pronz can flow,

Fluffy on stand-by waiting just to say hi,

Did you stop?

Naw, i just spammed by,

Wits was gross wearing less than bikinis,

Trollin who, tripsis acting like a meany,

JEALOUS

Cuz I'm out spammin mine, halo with the gauge, and Goony with the nine,

BANHAMMER!

Rings out like a bell, I grabbed my spam all I heard was rules,

Falling, on the /FG/ floor,

Jumped in the car, slammed on the gas,

Bumper to bumper, the forum is packed,

Tryin to get away but, well the jack was jacked,

ADMINS ON THE SCENE!

You know what I mean?

The passed me up, confronted all the posters,

If there was a problem, yo I caused it,

check out the spam while my bro here is trollin'.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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HALO I NEED THAT ONE PICTURE/MEME ABOUT SAYING WWI WAS CAUSED BY A SANDWHICH PLEASE?

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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HALO I NEED THAT ONE PICTURE/MEME ABOUT SAYING WWI WAS CAUSED BY A SANDWHICH PLEASE?

What for.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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'Cause there ain't no rest rest for the spammers

Posts just don't grow on trees

We got threads to spam and boards to lurk

There ain't nothin' in this world for free

:thumbup:

 

Can't troll this.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You spam and troll and post, you're really really turbo.

Uh...Halo?

I'm the yoshi to your birdo, you're the loco to Roco.

Halo...

You're funner than n_odio, want to to take you out to Juno's

Halo...

You're cuter than a cat gif

Wanna take you on a mastiff

THAT'S A BOAT PART!

Halo Halo Halo...

You know what, no, this doesn't work with your name at all. It just doesn't work. At all.

 

It's a good thing I wrote if for Seany!

 

Edit: In retrospect, no one will get this reference. Meh.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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You spam and troll and post, you're really really turbo.

Uh...Halo?

I'm the yoshi to your birdo, you're the loco to Roco.

Halo...

You're funner than n_odio, want to to take you out to Juno's

Halo...

You're cuter than a cat gif

Wanna take you on a mastiff

THAT'S A BOAT PART!

Halo Halo Halo...

You know what, no, this doesn't work with your name at all. It just doesn't work. At all.

 

It's a good thing I wrote if for Seany!

 

Edit: In retrospect, no one will get this reference. Meh.

You're right. I don't get it.

But it's cute.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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If I could write you a post to make you fall in love

I would already have you but trolling my boards

I used up all my GIFS, I hope that you like this

But you probably won't, you think you spam more than me

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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If I could write you a post to make you fall in love

I would already have you but trolling my boards

I used up all my GIFS, I hope that you like this

But you probably won't, you think you spam more than me

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You spam and troll and posto, you're really really turbo.

Uh...Halo?

I'm the yoshi to your birdo, you're the loco to my Roco.

Halo...

You're funner than n_odio, want to to take you out to Juno's

Halo...

You're cuter than a cat gif

Wanna take you on a mastiff

THAT'S A BOAT PART!

Halo Halo Halo...

You know what, no, this doesn't work with your name at all. It just doesn't work. At all.

 

It's a good thing I wrote if for Seany!

 

Edit: In retrospect, no one will get this reference. Meh.

 

Edit: Meant to edit the post, but instead quoted. Damn.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Pepsi, why do you need it.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Baptised in Stork bombs.

40 to 1

 

So silent before the spam

Awaiting the troll

A few has been chosen to spam

As one outnumbered by far

The orders from spam command

Post back, hold your ground!

 

Around page 3000 it came

A war unknown to the world

No posters may enter that land

That is protected by /FG/ hand

Unless you are 40 to 1

Your post will soon be undone

 

Baptised in Stork bombs

40 to 1

Spirit of Spartans

Spam and Trolling

Posters of /FG/

Second to none

Wrath of the Admins brought to a halt

 

The 3000th page it starts

The rage of Tripsis

A barrage of rules and no funs

Stand fast, the bunkers will hold

The captain has pledged his life

I'll face my fate here!

The sound of the banhamer strike

So fierce

The thunder of bans

 

So come, bring on all that you've got

Come hell, come high water,

Never stop

Unless you are 40 to 1

Your post will soon be undone

 

Baptised in Stork bombs

40 to 1

Spirit of Spartans

Spam and Trolling

Posters of /FG/

Second to none

Wrath of the Admins brought to a halt

 

Always remember, a fallen poster

Always remember, posters and mods at war

Always remember, a fallen poster

Always remember, posters and mods at war

Always remember, a fallen poster

Always remember, buried in previous pages

 

No poster may enter that land

That is protected by /FG/ hand

Unless you are 40 to 1

Your post will soon be undone

 

Baptised in Stork bombs

40 to 1

Spirit of Spartans

Spam and Trolling!

Posters of /FG/

Second to none

Wrath of the Admins brought to a halt

 

No, no, no

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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hit next song to find something new to parody. Song = "Phobia (Outro)". No words, kewl.

 

 

Hey! You look kinda cute

In that real life picture thread

Hey! Here's what we're gonna do

Troll and spam post a thread

 

Troll all day

Spam all night

Let's get it postin

I'm on /FG/ threads troll

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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The not amused owl isn't necessary, I just didn't change enough words k?

 

 

Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one

Who is the schizophrenic spammer yeah

Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one

who is the paranoid lurker YEAHHH

 

Double post? Oops.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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Sent to the thread to secure what is ours

Marching ashore in the cover of night

Hide until dawn and attack in the twilight

Shake them awake with the thunder of spam

 

Orders from the Crimson maiden, (get the spam thread back)

Failure will not be accepted, call for the banhammer strike, launch attack

 

We are (back in control), force them to surrender

(take what is ours), restore spam and trolling

(back in control), push them further out of thread

(Spam thread in our hands), back under /FG/ reign

 

Push them back further and out from the spam thread

Into our trolls that will stop their retreat

Mark their positions and call in the Stork bombs

autoplay and gif nuke strikes at our command

 

Orders from the Crimson maiden, (get the spam thread back)

Failure will not be accepted, call for the banhammer strike, launch attack

 

We are (back in control), force them to surrender

(take what is ours), restore spam and trolling

(back in control), push them further out of thread

(Spam thread in our hands), back under /FG/ reign

 

Back in control, force them to surrender

Take what is ours, restore spam and trolling

(back in control), push them further out of thread

(Spam thread in our hands)

 

(back in control), force them to surrender

(take what is ours), restore spam and trolling

(back in control), push them further out of thread

(Spam thread in our hands), back under /FG/ reign

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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