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1. Several years ago hanging out with friends/ prospective girlfriend. meet prospective girlfriends dad. Hello and all such stuff, shake his hand and the like. later she's all like Yeah my dada really liked u.

2. Go to same girls pool party later, everybody loves The Bear, including her mom.

3. Run Cross country for a year. Meet running buddy's mom. Later he says she rlly liked me.

4. Last night, talking to a wimmin via cam who doesn't mind getting neked. Her mom walks in and stoof, I tell her to tell her mom "She sounds like a nice lady" her moms like "ohai", im also like "ohai", her mom tells her "You should talk to him more, he seems like a gentleman, maybe his politeness will rub off on you." Like 5 mins later get her to flash me. 10 seconds after flashing, mom comes in as she's about to go, 'You're going already? You should talk to him more."

 

yeah, parents love me.

 

Edit: Gotta go watch my puppy for a bit, be back in a few.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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1. Several years ago hanging out with friends/ prospective girlfriend. meet prospective girlfriends dad. Hello and all such stuff, shake his hand and the like. later she's all like Yeah my dada really liked u.

2. Go to same girls pool party later, everybody loves The Bear, including her mom.

3. Run Cross country for a year. Meet running buddy's mom. Later he says she rlly liked me.

4. Last night, talking to a wimmin via cam who doesn't mind getting neked. Her mom walks in and stoof, I tell her to tell her mom "She sounds like a nice lady" her moms like "ohai", im also like "ohai", her mom tells her "You should talk to him more, he seems like a gentleman, maybe his politeness will rub off on you." Like 5 mins later get her to flash me. 10 seconds after flashing, mom comes in as she's about to go, 'You're going already? You should talk to him more."

 

yeah, parents love me.

 

Edit: Gotta go watch my puppy for a bit, be back in a few.

 

Like a boss.

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1. Several years ago hanging out with friends/ prospective girlfriend. meet prospective girlfriends dad. Hello and all such stuff, shake his hand and the like. later she's all like Yeah my dada really liked u.

2. Go to same girls pool party later, everybody loves The Bear, including her mom.

3. Run Cross country for a year. Meet running buddy's mom. Later he says she rlly liked me.

4. Last night, talking to a wimmin via cam who doesn't mind getting neked. Her mom walks in and stoof, I tell her to tell her mom "She sounds like a nice lady" her moms like "ohai", im also like "ohai", her mom tells her "You should talk to him more, he seems like a gentleman, maybe his politeness will rub off on you." Like 5 mins later get her to flash me. 10 seconds after flashing, mom comes in as she's about to go, 'You're going already? You should talk to him more."

 

yeah, parents love me.

 

Edit: Gotta go watch my puppy for a bit, be back in a few.

 

Like a boss.

The best part is, i don't even try, it's just the way I was raised.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Gotta get back downstairs and keep an eye on her, but this is my new puppy, Lizzie.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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She is rather cute, the grainy cell phone pic doesn't really help anything. My other dog I think has accepted her, but doesn't yet "like" her.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You gotta be a gentleman.

Use a firm handshake.

Now that I think about it, don't act like their kid's friend. Not like you don't like their kid, but act like an adult meeting them one the first day of the job or something. I think this is because if you meet them as "the friend" they associate their kid with youth and possibly immaturity and will treat you the same. Meet them as an adult, almost like a co-worker and they'll like you because you're NOT that young, rowdy, immature kid, even if you are.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Eh, it's usually a "You made a mistake once, sucks to be you" kinda thing. I'm usually relatively and mature around adults, but they always catch me that one time when I slip up.

 

I.e. one of my friends' mom saw the one time I used a cuss word on facebook, so now she hates me. Hadn't happened before that, hasn't happened since.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Sounds like a high strung person.

Also I don't add adults on my facebook. Because of that reason.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I didn't add her, actually. I posted something on her daughter's wall and she read it. :/

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I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Yeah. I'm so awesome. I understand how jelly you are.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Hoy shi Halo. Pimpin'.

 

Now lose that gay hat and it'll be better.

 

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Hoy shi Halo. Pimpin'.

 

Now lose that gay hat and it'll be better.

 

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ITS NOT GAY!

*sulks in a corner*

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I gotta stop drinking Milo again. Dad bought some for the first time since the start of the year when I sorta gave up, and now I've been drinking heaps.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

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