Zeno Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 killer beat me to it Stats[hide][/hide]Click for my adventurer's log Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Harmony posts And a page get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Spin right 'round like a record player. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 No. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what. Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancingLike if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her lifeLol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years. you'd be in serious trouble if she was... devoted to her job.. and took pride in her job... and was intent on actually doing her job instead of slacking off at work... ie you'd get raped.I'm pretty sure if you took a hooker out for a fancy date, they'd wait to get in your pants, and if you kept putting it off, and being tricky, you could "dump" them before they could get in. Not to mention, after the dinner, the art museum, maybe the opera, and a cocktail party, i think they'd just be like, hey... I'm gonna milk this. So whenever you drop them off they might be like, "oh hey you wanna do the nasty?" I'd put on my sunglasses, say "Nope." roll up the Limo window and drive away. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Spin right 'round like a record player. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 So tired. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Why are you tired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I see you all are still here. What happened to Goonstalf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Hello person I have never met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Goon has been posting lately. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Who is Comical? Sounds like a bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Who is Comical? Sounds like a bro. I logged a couple hundred posts here about a year back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 What made you come back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 What made you come back? No. [bleep]ing. Clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 It's a sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I've got Spotify invites, I think. Who wants one? I don't know how many, and US only. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jimmy_jim Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 60 moar RIP Michaelangelopolousu can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!This is by FAR my favorite song: I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 COMICAL! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Hey Monk, I'll take up that invite. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 jombly jom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Jrimbly Jorb "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy_jim Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Killerred005 H2P RIP Michaelangelopolousu can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!This is by FAR my favorite song: I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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