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I tried to make cookies earlier today. I used this recipe. I followed it exactly. I put the cookie dough in the oven and started eating the residual dough in the bowl. I looked back at the over a few minutes later and it was smoking. The cookies got really melty and completely fell apart. Now there is molten cookie dough permanently welded to the bottom of the oven

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I tried to make cookies earlier today. I used this recipe. I followed it exactly. I put the cookie dough in the oven and started eating the residual dough in the bowl. I looked back at the over a few minutes later and it was smoking. The cookies got really melty and completely fell apart. Now there is molten cookie dough permanently welded to the bottom of the oven

best cookie recipe ever:

 

1 cup brown sugar

3/4 cup sugar

1/2 cup shortening

1/2 cup butter

2 eggs

2 tsp vanilla extract

2 1/2 cups flour

1/4 tsp salt

3/4 tsp baking soda

12 oz chocolate chips

 

cream sugar and fast. blend in vanilla and eggs. add chips. sift together flour salt and baking soda. stir into chip mixture. drop by rounded teaspoons on baking sheet. bake at 350 for 10-12 min.

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My high school hit the news again. Over 2 dozen students were suspended for "hazing". It's funny, big bro&little bro/big sis&little sis has been going on for years. I just read this facebook status: "JM has raised approximately 100,000 dollars for Christmas Anonymous in the past four years. JM has had hundreds of students dive in the polar plunge in the past two years. JM has not had a single issue requiring police intervention at our dances in the past two years. Last year JM had the highest year over year percentage increase of students taking AP tests in the district. Remember any of that being on the news? I don't either"

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Yeah, he got that from her long ago. He also taught my sister to make them. I hated when they'd make them, they never rinsed out the mugs well enough and I'd end up scrubbing stupid soggy fudgy brownie bits when I didn't get to enjoy them at all

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So tired and my stomach hurts.

Me and one of my friends were competing with two other people from each of the juniors, seniors, freshman, and sophomore.

He was a big bulky guy and I had my addiction to Pepsi.

We had to drink each of our own 2 liter drink of choice and disqualified if you threw up.

WON DAT SHEET WITHOUT EVEN THROWING UP.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Also I know that I type so weird but I don't give a [bleep].

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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It wasn't water.

All of it was soda.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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