Pepsiguy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what. Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancingLike if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her lifeLol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years. you'd be in serious trouble if she was... devoted to her job.. and took pride in her job... and was intent on actually doing her job instead of slacking off at work... ie you'd get raped.I'm pretty sure if you took a hooker out for a fancy date, they'd wait to get in your pants, and if you kept putting it off, and being tricky, you could "dump" them before they could get in. Not to mention, after the dinner, the art museum, maybe the opera, and a cocktail party, i think they'd just be like, hey... I'm gonna milk this. So whenever you drop them off they might be like, "oh hey you wanna do the nasty?" I'd put on my sunglasses, say "Nope." roll up the Limo window and drive away. And I still see it. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 It is for me... Halo, you've got some problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Oh, now it's back. Strange. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 who the [bleep] doesnt know about cheese on toast also i played a little bit of mw3 same shit as mw2 different smell Usually what sequels are. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Yep, I see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I. Uh. Well. Okay then. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Back-tracing User: darkecholog125.what did i do?Hernan Cordobo EstabantesAliases: Jose Corliobos Alejandro DesotosAlso Known as: Hernan the Spider (Pending) darkecholog125Suspected of: Laundering money for the MS-13 gang. Aiding and Embedding Federal Fugitives Accessory To Murder Accessory to Drug Trafficking Accessory to Human Trafficking Fraud Not Photo Availible As you can see Mr. Estabanes, we're closing in on you.ill use my spider powers to get back to the border!!!!!dananana!!!!They still haven't found me.Victory lap tiem. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Page 1,732.Never again. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Who was TheFBI?Never figured this out. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 It was Seany. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Why the hell did I think it was Goon? The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Dunno. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 swag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Driver's test tomorrow. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 written or the actual driving one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I somehow managed to pass on my first try. I suck at driving. I failed the turning part. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 You can smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Driving. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Lewd guck YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Good luck, you'll probably do fine. I got 88/100 (You needed 80 to pass) and I wasn't nearly as good of a driver as I am now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I always freak out when I park. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I need to do some driving. But it's raining. So eh. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I only drive to and from work. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h03iByGolk For anyone who wants some good pop punk (that's almost an oxymoron). Skip to 1:16 for the good stuff adios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I always pictured Pie as one of the people that song is making fun of. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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