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Last one to post wins

ProtoGuy
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You know something i kinda want to do? Hire a hooker, then just take her out for like a nice evening. Then drop them off at a hotel with a day reservation. They'd be like, wait, what.

 

Edit: Take used to be tackle, lol mis-click on auto correct.

lol,ask her if she wants to go ball room dancing

Like if i had a bunch on money I'd go like above and beyond. Buy like a really fancy dress, fancy restaurant, limo, expensive wines, then when I left her at the hotel give her like a bag of contraceptives or some [cabbage], and just be like, "Have a nice day.".

her mind would be blown and confused for the rest of her life

Lol I know rite? I mean every day these women are treated like trash, and granted some of them or maybe all of them are. But I mean, smiling at someone can brighten their day, some random guy hiring you for sex then taking you out for an awesome day? I think that could make your couple of years.

 

you'd be in serious trouble if she was... devoted to her job.. and took pride in her job... and was intent on actually doing her job instead of slacking off at work...

 

ie you'd get raped.

I'm pretty sure if you took a hooker out for a fancy date, they'd wait to get in your pants, and if you kept putting it off, and being tricky, you could "dump" them before they could get in. Not to mention, after the dinner, the art museum, maybe the opera, and a cocktail party, i think they'd just be like, hey... I'm gonna milk this. So whenever you drop them off they might be like, "oh hey you wanna do the nasty?" I'd put on my sunglasses, say "Nope." roll up the Limo window and drive away.

 

 

And I still see it.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Oh, now it's back. Strange.

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i played a little bit of mw3

 

same shit as mw2 different smell

 

Usually what sequels are.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Yep, I see it.

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I. Uh. Well. Okay then.

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Victory lap tiem.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Page 1,732.

Never again.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Who was TheFBI?

Never figured this out.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

It was Seany.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Why the hell did I think it was Goon?

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Dunno.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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swag

 

Driver's test tomorrow.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

written or the actual driving one?

 

I somehow managed to pass on my first try. I suck at driving. I failed the turning part.

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Driving.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Good luck, you'll probably do fine. I got 88/100 (You needed 80 to pass) and I wasn't nearly as good of a driver as I am now.

 

I always freak out when I park.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

I need to do some driving. But it's raining. So eh.

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#rpgformod

I only drive to and from work.

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I always pictured Pie as one of the people that song is making fun of.

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