Last one to post wins

[Tesset]

WELL YOU EXPLAIN IT THEN!

[Death]

look sir, droids.

 

[Tesset]

I just figured out how to middle click with my laptop! :D

[Toki_Hakurei]

[Tesset]

K, brb.

[Napalm]

Pyro: Napalm. Hehe, see what I did thar?

 

MHWHWHHHHHHWHWWWWWWWWWWW

[Tesset]

*claps*

[H2PM]

Well I started thinking about making an image of the regular posters here of the Team Fortress 2 characters:

Scout: Who. [hide] beacause rainbows make him cry [/hide]

Heavy: Me, cause im part Russian.

Engi: Acentor.

Medic: Gallade.

Solider: Death?

Spy: Pirate.

Pyro: Napalm. Hehe, see what I did thar?

Demo: Goon

And I forgot Ownage and the Sniper class.

So Onwage your Sniper.

I thinks thats all...

[Pirate_Felix]

Yes. Interesting.

[H2PM]

Well I guess I should start working on it.

[Napalm]

Work! Work you slave!

[acenator]

[Toki_Hakurei]

Heavy: Me, cause im part Russian.

[Dax]

: D

[Tesset]

I should really get my stuff from my old computer...

[Comical]

Back for my daily strafing run.

[Napalm]

Efficiency Assessment as sanctioned by Elf Carpenter, Elevated.

Subject: Wilbur Frisk, Chief Overseer, Shelter Research Station, Greenland

Report filed by Garett Quin

 

February 20, 2000

 

My Assessment of Frisk begins today. I have taken up station as his Personal

Assistant, and my report will run for 6 months. Since taking over control of

the facility from Bren Stafferson in 1980, Frisk has turned up precious few

results, and I intent to discover why.

 

March 5, 2000

 

Having observed Frisk for two weeks, it seems my earlier assumptions may have

been quite incorrect. He displays passion, efficiency, and above all

commitment to the cause. These qualities are ably demonstrated by his recent

discovery of what is being called the ‘Tuurngait Tomb’ at the Primary

Excavation. He has, of course, called for a full scale investigation.

 

April 28 2000

 

A small scale epidemic has resulted from the opening of the tomb. This will be

the perfect opportunity to fully observe Frisk’s ability to deal with high

pressure scenarios.

 

May 24 2000

 

The epidemic has developed beyond all control. There have been many

casualties, and it is hard not to highlight Wilbur as the primary cause.

 

June 13 2000

 

Frisk has lost all control. While a number of survivors have fled, and others

have holed themselves up in the mess hall, Frisk has chosen to lock himself

away in the kennels with the remaining dogs for ‘protection’. I have had no

choice but to follow him here in order to complete my report.

 

September (?)

 

I’ve lost sense of time, but Frisk seems almost to be enjoying himself. He’s

become very close to the canines – everyday he leaves the compound to ‘forage’

for food in the main base, which he then feeds to the animals – despite a

number of them being infected.

 

October (?)

 

Frisk has developed some strange symptoms. He’s becoming sensitive to light –

the slightest light scares him away. He’s also displaying almost animalistic

tendencies – he’s been digging out some of the walls, and hiding behind them.

Further, I suspect he may be sneaking out of the facility at night, possibly

even into the mines. Some of the dogs have turned up dead.

Entry 8

 

I have been observing Frisk for some time now, and I believe I can conclude

my report: Frisk displays outstanding efficiency, though I am now forced to

call his judgement into doubt. Despite plenty of rations remaining I believe

he may have begun eating his canines.

 

Entry 9

 

When I woke this morning, there was a corpse lying beside me. I broke out

the flashlight, fearful Frisk may have been savaged, or taken his own life.

As I did, I could not help but see, at the corner of my vision, Frisk fleeing

back into the shadows. The dead man was Dr Roberts, a scientist I was sure

had escaped into the mines at the first signs of the epidemic.

 

He had bite marks in his side, and looked to have been dragged in some way.

In addition his tongue was missing.

 

I will continue to observe Frisk, while taking additional security precautions.

[H2PM]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

[Tesset]

This,

, and this is why TF2 is the only FPS I have ever considered. :D

[Napalm]

Tuurngait Virus Sentience Conclusions

Howard LaFresque

 

Since leaving behind the last bastion of humanity in this place behind, it has

become clear that my faith was well-placed my conclusions were all correct,

and it is only that which has brought me this far.

 

It has taken me sometime to make my way through the infected area of the

shelter, and with the observations I have made, my prior discovery seems all

the more obvious and vital.

 

- The infected humans communicate with one another

 

- Similar, if simpler communication is observed in infected creatures of all

species.

 

- At times the infected seem to co-ordinate without clear line of sight:

telepathy.

 

- Despite a catatonic appearance, the infected are quite capable of high-level

brain functions: their problem solving abilities at times seem to far outstrip

those of a healthy human being.

 

- When separated, the creatures lose this intelligence indicating some form of

communal or central intelligence.

 

Conclusion: the intelligence displayed is of such a level that we can only

assume the communal mind is also rational.

 

It is this conclusion that has formed the backbone of my recent endeavours.

Though the infected may wander around like mindless for want of a better word

zombies, they are no more stupid than a worker bee: automatons, yes, but far

from stupid.

 

In short I believe this central intelligence might somehow be communicated

with. Bargained with. Communication, however, is most likely impossible once

infected unless there was a way to subdue the infection long enough to

contact the hive.

 

There must be a way to find peace

 

-------------------------

 

Today, I communicated with the Tuurngait mind. I was correct it is

intelligent beyond our wildest imagination. It told me everything.

Everything I needed to know.

 

You could not imagine it.

 

I cannot accept it.

 

God forgive us.

[SeanyTheSailor]

Sorry to change the subject/kill the mood, but I've decided I'm going to try to be less trolly? and blatant to the point of being rude. Mostly just about anime. It's your opinion and it doesn't hurt anything and in hindsight i suppose i overdid it a bit. Apologies to who, and also I need to try Team Fortress 2, it sounds kinda fun.

[Tesset]

Ok then.

 

Edit:@321:Honestly, I don't care about the anime thing. You aren't as bad as others I could name *cough*haloandpirate*cough*. I understand that that was for lulz.

[Death]

This,

, and this is why TF2 is the only FPS I have ever considered. :D

First one doesn't exist or something, second one was hilarious, and the third one's okay.

[Napalm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ&feature=related

[SeanyTheSailor]

Have you guys seen the trailer for The Expendables? It is packed with the "action movie greats" but I don't know, the story looks like its gonna be a letdown.