Granted however you bump into a streetlight and get confused just an hour after you're stop being confused.

 

 

 

I wish English was the mother language of all the countries of this planet and all planets in the universe.

It is. The Chinese people get so mad that they blow up Earth.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could change my screen name from darkmage099 to something non-rs related

Granted, your name is now "GunMan444"

 

 

 

I wish someone would reply to the "You are wrong" thread. Seriously.

Granted. I did. But you can't prove me wrong!

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was smarter than Stephen Hawkings by 1 IQ point.

Granted, however someone crushes you with a hammer and you forget everything.

 

 

 

I wish coca cola has MORE sugar than it really does.

granted but the sugar is frotous corn syrup (salt)

 

 

 

I wish blasy changed his avvy

Granted, however you're banned on that day so you won't be able to see it. For a week, and after that week the avatar will be changed back.

 

 

 

I wish a 50M would come to my bank outta nowhere.

Granted, 50m apothecary potions appear in your bank outta nowhere

 

 

 

I wish dragons existed

Why wishing when you can fall asleep and go to a world of dragons?

 

 

 

I wish the 2nd season of Ducktales would come out today.

granted, but your were hit by a car and killed instantly

 

 

 

I wish...I wish...I wish...I wish...I wish...I wish...I wish...I wish

How does being hit by a car have anything to do with my last wish? :?

 

 

 

No wish, means no grant.

 

 

 

I re-wish my last wish since it has NOTHING to do with cars.

Granted...Granted...Granted...Granted...Granted...Granted...

 

 

 

EDIT: Granted the movie sucks.

 

 

 

I wish I could pretend to be ...er someone else.

Granted, you prepend to be a frog.

 

 

 

I wish you didn't skip my last wish.

Granted, but I don't like Disney, so you just get a pirated version (from the pirates on my island.)

 

 

 

I wish all the pirates on my Island are dead, so I can relax...

Granted, you are relaxing and a flock of prey birds come to eat the dead pirates and eat you too.

 

 

 

I wish for a better wish

Granted however, you accidently eat a medichen that let's you sleep for 100T years and you can't wake up (forgive my spelling on medichen)

 

 

 

EDIT: #-o PKMario posted too quickly.

 

 

 

I wish I had a DVD player that talks to me when I'm not available.

Granted, but I wish for it instead.

 

 

 

I wish I won Deal or No Deal.

Granted yarr'

 

 

 

They lead a mutiny against you. However, they die shortly after.

 

 

 

I wish I was invincible (not invisible) and 1 IQ point smarter than Stephen Hawking.

Granted, but I wish for it instead.

 

 

 

Granted but all it says is 10100101001001

 

 

 

I wish I won Deal or No Deal.

 

 

 

Edit: I pushed quote instead of edit...

 

 

 

Granted but you're dead.

 

 

 

I wish there were no matter, wait no never mind.

Granted you get no deal.

 

 

 

I wish for a card that gives me free coca cola from anywhere.

Granted yarr'

 

 

 

They lead a mutiny against you. However, they die shortly after.

 

 

 

I wish I was invincible (not invisible) and 1 IQ point smarter than Stephen Hawking.

granted because he died in a car accedent.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i widh i had the power to tele where ever i want without like getting stuck in mid air.

Granted, but instead you get stuck in a pyramid.

 

 

 

I re-wish my last one since it was skipped.

you teled and messed up.. your now 50 ft beneath earth and cant reach your laws.least your not stuck in sky...

 

 

 

i wish somone could pronounce my user correctly

Granted, it's your boss himself firing you.

 

 

 

I re-wish 3rd time, don't skip this time.