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Granted. You get some ghost booze. It's indeterminate whether you can drink it, because I don't know if you're a ghost anymore or not.

 

I wish for a temperance policy to be enacted on this forum.


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Granted, but it has to do with Swords.  So, you end up with a bunch of people talking about tempering their swords instead. :XD:

 

 

I wish I were 80% less stressed and mentally empty than what I am right now. :unsure:

 

~D. V. "might as well be a wreck right now..." Devnull


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Granted. You are now drunk.

 

I wish I were 80% less stressed and mentally empty than what I am right now.


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Your genie frowns at you for wishing for the exact same thing, and then promptly makes you both drunk and drowsy.  You end up less stressed briefly as you fall asleep.  On the other hand, you end up simultaneously having a hangover and nightmares.  Unfortunately, this makes you wake up about 8 hours later with an extra 160% stress, and images in your head that you will never un-see.  Sadly, when you wake up, your genie is laughing like mad due to their awful sense of humor, because they've been looking at your nightmares while you slept.  What a sadist, eh? :roll:

 

 

I wish I knew why I'm having such a fascination with dark colors lately. :(

 

~D. V. "I hope it isn't because death is haunting my life." Devnull


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The unicorn impales you in a very uncomfortable area, and the rainbow is just a figment of light refracting off water vapour

 

I wish for an infinite supply of dank memes

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You've made me miserable as a result, and I'm definitely going to wish for something you don't like so you feel my pain.

 

I wish the internet... NEVER EXISTED!!!


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Granted... none of us met each other...  I end up losing my mind years ago from living under a proverbial mental rock for too long... Maybe I even succeeded in committing suicide? :(

 

 

I'll wi...sh fo...r... <*finds their transmission cut short, because the internet disappears suddenly*> :blink:

 

 

~D. V. "No way to find out what that wish was now?" Devnull


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Granted... none of us met each other...  I end up losing my mind years ago from living under a proverbial mental rock for too long... Maybe I even succeeded in committing suicide? :(

No, god, Devnull! Not here too! I didn't even see this cry for help! Dude, listen, it really think you would benefit from having someone to talk to! I'm here for you dude, I promise!


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<*walks in, and sighs quietly... and then suddenly realizes that his Genie is punishing the hell out of and their Djinn...*>

 

Well, that's what you get for failing to post a wish... -.-

 

<*gets bonked once, lightly, by their own Genie... they realize what's up almost instantly...*>

 

Oh yeah, right... I didn't get to post my last wish because the internet went out for a few, huh? :oops:

 

<*picks up a small folder they left behind in the locker from the last time they were here*>

 

Ah, yes, here we are... I wish for two more people to show up without anyone leaving, start making wishes, and cause this thread to feel rather lively once again. :P

 

~Mr. D. V. "Yes, I know I'm asking for extreme randomness." Devnull


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Granted, but one of these people corrupts a wish in a way that's totally irrelevant to the wish the person in the last post was making.

 

I don't find forum games fun anymore, in fact I have grown out of them. But I am making one exception to make a very important wish.

 

I wish this whole message board would become as active as it was in 2002.

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Granted, you gain a geological perspective of time. As the years rush by, you find that the handful of decades this forum existed for blur into an imperceptible difference. It all feels so hollow and empty, in comparison for your new grand purpose.

 

I wish for a kitten


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Granted. A truck drives by with a ton of ghee.

 

I wish for some yummy breakfast food to eat.


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