TimeStopper Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Granted I don't like them. Anime-ish good looking, low-rent plots. I wish for a gun to keep myself from harm. Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Granted however you and the dude that brought you the gun get's both arrested by the FBI for stealing their gun. I wish Hawaii didn't have exploding volcanos. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 You asked for it!!! ================= I wish Hawaii didn't have exploding volcanos. :x Granted, however you and anyone else on the same tectonic plate all get shot out into space with the plate, choke due to space vacuum, and all die a most horrible death... Including me, sadly. :( ...In the meantime, the sudden change in the Design Of The Earth drowns most everyone else in existence, leaving a WaterWorld Of Hell behind... :-X I wish I hadn't thought of this post. :( (Hard to corrupt this one...) ~Mr. Devnull and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Granted, you think of a stupider post instead. I wish I would see someone wearing iron platebody, iron platelegs, iron full helmet, iron boots, iron gloves, iron battleaxe, iron kiteshiled, legend's cape, no amulet at combat level 24, and I would tell him: "Noob" and he would trade me and give me free red partyhat and say "Here, now leave me alone!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 He gives you the phat, but when you put it on to show everyone how "rich" you are, you tear it over your fat head, because they are actualy just made of pices of paper that are somehow worth millions. I wish that I had a sword that is more powerful than dragon and whose special makes me invulnerable to melee, magic, and range indefenantly Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Granted, you hack RuneScape and add that sword and get permenantly banned for macroing. BTW, I didn't say I would wear it, selling it is what I had in mind. I wish next time I ordered a TAXI the taxi driver would be intelligent alien from outter space, that offers me free coca cola, and is evil, against all earthlings except for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 granted, unfortunetly he is a rouge of his race. The rest of his kind come to earth, kill him, and end up being alies to earth, but kill you for elegedly helping him. I wish this topic would end. Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Granted, you're the spammer that got it locked so you're permenantly banned. I wish I would have my legend's cape in real life and show it to the boss of the pizza restaurant I work in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. V. Devnull Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I wish that I had a sword that is more powerful than dragon and whose special makes me invulnerable to melee, magic, and range indefenantly Granted, but when you get back to a bank and/or take off the sword, your hp drops immediately to zero, at the same time you are suddenly skulled, you die, go back to lumbridge minus all your stuff, all your stats go down to level 1, except hp, which resets to 10, and the next time you look in your bank, you have nothing... Ouch, looks like you're starting over!!! I wish for nothing... -.- ... (This has to be too hard to corrupt!) ... ~Mr. Devnull [Edit] and normally with a cool mind.(Warning: This user can be VERY confusing to some people... And talks in 3rd person for the timebeing due to how insane they are... Sometimes even to themself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Granted, all your stuff are stolen since you wish you had nothing. I re-wish my last one since it was ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Granted, But when your boss sees your cape he gets jelous and fire you. You end up on the streets living on you own urin and the garbage you find in dumpsters. After 3 years living like this your boss finds you, shoots you in the head, and steals your cape. (Now thats corupt) I wish the earth would plumit in to darkness (metaphoricly speaking), evil would consume the univers, and no one would be happy ever again. (Try and corupt that) Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Granted, but you're arrested to the biggest jail in the universe and 4 weeks later they would find happiness again, and the FBI would be searching for you even if you are on another planet. I wish the grant of my last wish would change, the boss wouldn't have fired me, and would make me his mananger instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Granted. But your new found fame leads Jagex to you who sues you, and wins for 45 million dollars for trademark enfrengement. You, being unable to pay, end up on the streets. When your boss finds you, he shoots you in the liver, kidny, heart, and forhead for ruining him. I wish that I had all the money in the world, therefore being able to controle the government so that no one could come after me. Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Granted, the FBI arrests you for stealing all the money from the world. I wish I could use my dragon longsword on new account on tutorial island. (NOTE: this wouldn't be bug abusive since Jagex will decide to let that happen to the lucky one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkadonka Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Granted. But you just took all the money in the world so now you will not be able to buy any thing because the money would go straight back to you and then every one would hate you and then kill you.....ina mosh pit.....and gum got stuck in your hair...lol i wish that i was the worst player in runescape and it just shut down so no one else could join.(ha try to corupt that!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Granted, you're now the worst player of RuneScape. (don't feel like corrupting) I re-wish my last one since it was ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkadonka Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Granted. but some when you in magic training a evil chicken appears and it kills you in one hit i wish that the goverment gave me a super computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Granted. but some when you in magic training a evil chicken appears and it kills you in one hit i wish that the goverment gave me a super computer Granted, you are now a mindless drone that can only do what you are told and nothing else. P.S. Get better grammer skills I wish that no one would grant this wish. P.P.S. I keep getting corupted twice, cut it out. Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkadonka Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Gramted. haha i got you there I wish that i had 2 million dollars and it was impossible to loose and when i spent it i just got a bigger profite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Granted. Your money growes and growes, untill finaly you can fill a pool with it. One day, for some reason you decide to swim in all of your millions, you get a paper cut on your jugular and die a bloody, and painfull death. I wish that i was invincible. Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spsmith Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 granted but you got the money and a new ramdom pops you and kills you, you couldnt kill it because it had a bug. :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonkadonka Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Granted. you never get wounded in your whole life but then you die of old age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterofgod Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Whats with the whole "no wish" trend? PS I wasn't aware that dieing of old age was bad. I wish that the coruptions were more crative Once an opinion is formed the truth is irelivant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CirthEstel Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Wishes get too creative and take up pages at a time, so people have to stop to read them making more and more people come on to the forums at the same time. Eventually there are too many people and the bandwidth starts to get full so the forums shut down because they can't afford the extra bandwidth to keep it running. Since tip.it was such a huge piece of the Runescape economy, people who made a living off of this forum have nowhere else to go but fally all day screaming and hoping that someone hears their message over the hundreds of others on the same server in the same place. Eventually, because it was so hard to sell so many products from so many people at the same time, the whole economy goes spiraling down and everything is cheap as hell making millions of gp useless and making people with millions of gp feel like they have no lives. Because they feel so sorry for themselves, they stop playing Runescape altogether and actually get lives. After about a month of this, streets are almost always way overcrowded with cocky teenagers who litter and smoke Mary-J instead of just staying at home playing Runescape till 3am and getting fat. Paul Wall then takes advantage of this misguided youth and soon becomes the richest person in the entire world by selling "Purple Drank". And in the end, the least thing anybody wants is for Paul Wall to be rich. Not even Paul Wall wants Paul Wall to be rich. I mean come on, he's ethnically confused and his teeth can blind you. ...Oh wait, I just granted your wish right now and nothing bad happened. Crap. I wish people on forums and chatrooms and RPGs everywhere KNEW HOW TO SPELL. aye meen tawkin lik disz suks cok. an in yur 'corupshun', try to be 'crative'. Which FF Character Are You? Party system, bank organizer, friend list upgrade...so many good ideas, so much time used by Jagex to upgrade bats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentsurf Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 They know how to spell. They can spell "lol", "rofl", "aye", "S>R arrow (p)"," o ye u gt pwned%$#!" and they can also spell" Fr33 st00f pl0X?!" I wish for something to wish. :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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