Granted, however you lose it by a master at scamming, and his name is so complicated you can't report him.

 

 

 

I wish all beggars would stay in Lumbridge and never come outta there.

Granted, but...but...what the heck, I wish for that too so I won't corrupt it :notalk:

 

 

 

I wish the master scammer was banned anyway

Granted, however his father finds you in real life and punches you in the face and you end in hospital.

 

 

 

I wish the desert effects would work in Al-Kharid.

Granted, now you get hungry and want cakes and ice cream in al kharid

 

 

 

I wish the hospital food were better :/ (That doesn't mean poisoned ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì.ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâì)

Granted, however you can't eat it since everyone else eats it before you get a bite.

 

 

 

I wish China was located on Pluto. (not Mickey's dog, the planet Pluto)

Granted, now there is a country named China in Pluto.

 

 

 

I wish this forum had post count enabled

Granted, however Tip.It also get's a new rule named "Bug Abuse" and the post count seems to be a bug, you used and and get permennantly banned from Tip.It.

 

 

 

I wish for a BurgerKing cheeze burger and wouldn't be:

 

-Stealable

 

-Poisoned

granted, it's a magical noob cheeseburger and every time you go to bite it you hear "phr33 st0ph pl0x"

 

 

 

I wish i had made the tet event today

Granted, however you still missed it since you went to the wrong world.

 

 

 

I wish Bill Gates would have to pay so high taxes he would end up having only $1.

Granted, but bill buys the government so he recovers all his money...

 

 

 

I wish for more smileys in this forum!

Granted, however they become too many and you can't find any smileys you want to use.

 

 

 

I wish all people in China would speak English.

granted, i bomb china and other ppl infest it, nobody speaks english there now,

 

 

 

i wish i could train on mage, wait thats what im doing

Granted, however someone with 112 magic comes and interupts you during the training and has power that can damage you -500K magic exp and he does.

 

 

 

I wish I could afford full Dharok's.

I wish I could afford full Dharok's.

 

 

 

Granted, but then after you buy it from another person, within seconds a Tz-Tok-Jad (Level 702) shows up and sends you and everyone else within a "game mile"s radius right back to Lumbridge. :lol: Ain't that a lot of dropped stuff? :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for being able to be a member on RS... (Note, this can't happen to me IRL, so enjoy twisting it!!! :( ...)

Granted, however you're forced to go on a 3 months vocation, no computers and when the vocation ends the membership ends.

 

 

 

I wish Dharok would come out of Barrows tunnel and attack someone that sells full Dharok's and says "STOP STEALING MY ARMOUR!!!!!!!!!"

Granted, but you don't have the amulet of ghostspeak.

 

 

 

I wish I could make a song as awesome as the title of Every Planet We Reach is Dead, which is random meaning... WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

Granted, however nobody likes it and punches you in the face.

 

 

 

I wish I could kill Al-Kharid warriors in Ardougne Castle basemennt.

Granted but it's the zombie form and they eat your 1 picogram brain.

 

 

 

I wish for PIE, so I can lure those egg people (what are they called?) and eat them.

Granted, the egg people punches you in the face since the disaster of this wish is poisoned.

 

 

 

I wish I could walk through doors. :twisted:

Granted, and the floor too.

 

 

 

I wish for a QUESTION MARK island "?".

granted, but a map maker gets it wrong and puts "S***!" because he was geting attacked, now the island is called "S***"

 

 

 

oh I wish I was an oscar meyer wienner, oh that what I truly want to be-e-e-e, cause if I were an oscar meyer wienner, everyone would be in love with me.

Granted, however you're aten by a Chinese Russian and the president of USA arrests your father.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't forget my schoolbag at cinnema.

Granted, but you still fail.

 

 

 

I wish for no Linkis.

granted no links...besides this one http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=521156

 

 

 

I wish you visted my other threads

 

 

 

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=518384

 

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=519256

Granted, however TimeStopper doesn't like it a one bit.

 

 

 

I wish Georg Bush would get so angry he would blown up everything on earth expect for USA.