i wish u can get post count doing forum games

granted, but you get banned and never get any

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school today

Granted, but you're down sick with a cold.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for this thread's wish-granting genie to be freed.

 

 

 

(His lamp has been overused...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted,but he gets stuck in another lamp at the bottom of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge,gets angry,makes you the new wish-granting genie of this thread for revenge,and laughs at you for all of eternity as you are forced to grant peoples wishes over and over and over...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the barking fish I wished for was gone and that instead I had a small,peaceful fish that doesn't make noise.

granted...u get bored of the fish after 2 days....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for 2400 in the SATs

Granted, you get 2400 years old on saturday, and become dust

 

 

 

( :roll: u Sorry, what's Sats? xP)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for free cookies

u get cookies, but theyre undercooked and u get salmonella and spend the next 3 days vomitting up ur intestines before dying in extreme pain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for global unity

Granted, your reward get's stolen, so no one believes you earnt it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

while you're walking in your magical boots, a car swerves and a tire breaks off and flies up and hits you in the face, you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Learn to read:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for magical boots, then I would wear them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And no, these are not boots of death so don't even think about that I will die for some reason. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wished for magical boots, and specificy asked NOT of death, but you gave me magical boots of death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for magical boots and it wouldn't result me in dying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

C'mon people, it's possible to corrupt wishes WITHOUT it resulting death.

You are walking around in your magical boots of speed when all of a sudden you are stuck to the ground. Pigeons are roosted on your shoulders, then one craps. You look around you and notice you are stuck in the butthole of earth... NEW JERSEY!!! :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish construction werent so expensive

Granted, constuction becomes more boring than usual, and the highest altar for example gives now -54% the experience of bones.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a dragon in real life (not dream world)

hey ur back!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u get a dragon but then he gets loose and roasts half the world, your put in prison for the rest of ur life and ur dragon is put down

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i wasnt sick anymore

Granted, you die from the sickness and go to some afterlife. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could have thought of something better for that. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Mr. Devnull

Granted, but it's still very stupid corrupt of a wish, since you didn't wish 100% better, just better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a trunk full of coca cola.

Granted, the trunks appears but falls above you and you die :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a trunk of Sprite, next to me xO

granted, the truck gets stolen and u dont get the sprite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for ownage

Granted, you are ownage in stupidness. Believe me it is a bad thing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTE: This is nothing personal, I don't think you are stupid or anything for real, this is just the disaster of the wish, hope you don't take it too personally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was an invincible candy and any time someone would try to eat me evil demon would take the eater ten trillion miles away from March and keep them his slave.

Granted, you are an invincible candy. I dont see what you will do next since you arent sentient anymore but its not y problem. Enjoy :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could make a wish that wouldnt be corupted.

Granted, you think of an extremely boring wish.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish aoe325 knew my has m in it.

He do, whith this very precious knowledge he take over the world and accidentally press the big red button. Game over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish TheBlazikenMaster would be a bit less mean to me :(

I will as soon as you stop liking cabbages.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, I am not trying to be so mean to you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would get the green card RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

You do, but i have no idea of what that is so ur wish isnt corrupted, lucky you.

 

 

 

Whith that im mind, please go on. =) Youre doing a great job being "mean"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you could communicate using only emotes in runescape.

Granted, now everyone will be banned because new employee is hired and puts a rule "emote abuse" and a lot of people break that rule and get permenant ban, including you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish aoe would stop calling me mean.

He does, but all of suddent he gets a divine inspiration and start calling you Bob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Bob will reply after me.

lol red ranger

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had an lol red ranger

Granted, you die by an archer using dragon arrows and says "Lol, what a noob" but before you die you only hear him saying "Lol....."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the war in Iraq would end and I would get a great reward for it, and evil aliens would take over China and the Chinese would say "Oh my, we are scared, we got no chance" in Chinese meanwhile the santa clause is searching for his DVD player.