archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Igos burns the meat and fur off the wolf and reanimates the bones. +.3 Pyrokinesis+.2 Necromancy. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 (What does the master say about the heart) Jen goes to the Ivory tower and asks the master about the heart, any ways to remove it, and its benefits. She also asks for its history. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Umbra-The Ivory Tower charges 100 Gold Pieces per item to be identifed. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Ares, you are told of a rat infestation in the celler of a nearby building. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Damn... Umbra asks if he can leave the items here It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Igos returns to the guild in Exile. There he asks if he can be trained to be a better swordsman. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Grim realises he is out of Bodkins. He checks the castle grounds though and sees as many as 11 guards running around. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Ares goes to the cellar, and checks the state it is in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Umbra- The master allows you to leave the items here, but remarks they they may be experimented on. Jen- The Tower refuses to let you enter(The building not the staff) http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Grim goes to retrieve arrows from the corpses of the victims. He then tries to kill the final guard with his longsword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Igos, the guild refuses and shuts the door in your face...apparently they don't like your new town. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Jen calls to the master on the top floor and asks the same questions listed before. She says that she doesn't have anything to offer for the identification service, except maybe some service to the town of Exile (which she wonders what she can do). (Be back in a few mins) Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Ares finds a damp and poorly lit room. He can hear the steady slap of mid-sized feet...cleary this is no small rats. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Umbra runs back to Exile and tries to barter off 2 Dead piglets 4 Slab of pig meat Snake skin 1 Set of robes Ogre teeth for 200 gp or more (depending on the actual price) It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Annoyed, Igos goes to the Ivory tower, and pays 100g to have his crystal heart identified. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Grim retrieves 18 arrows, but the archer runs off before you can kill him. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Ares summons an orb of light, and creates a shield of darkness around himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Jen-The master shouts down that if you cannot enter then some form of anti-magic courses though you veins. The heart has progressed up to your Elbow now, and your hand looks fine again. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Annoyed grim starts shooting at the archer with his bow. Once the archer is dead he starts throwing many many gigantic exploding fire-balls at the enemies in the court-yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 2 Dead piglets 40 GP 4 Slab of pig meat 90GP Snake skin 30 GP 1 Set of robes 10 GP Ogre teeth 300 GP http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 I sell the 2 piglets and ogre teeth bringing my total cash up to 379GP I go back to the ivory tower and pay 200GP for the identification It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Igos-The master tells you that hte Soulheart is a corrupted version of the Life Orb, a more powerful version of the Life Crystal. It can be used to create a being of immense strength, but over time it will weaken before finally it comes to destroy its master. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Ares-The Orb illuminates three giant rats which scurry into the shadows. You create a shield of darkness...+.1 Dark magic. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Grim pegs the archer just before he disappers from sight. The courtyard then explodes with flame as 3 firey balls of death rain destruction on the manicured lawn. Unfortunately no one is injured. +.4 Archery+.2 Fire magic. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Ares launches a spear of darkness at the point where he saw the rats scurry, and a spear of light at another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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