Dungeoneering

[Jehosaphat]

Lets GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Kemios continues shooting lightning and sound bolts at the golem with use of his staff and gauntlets.

[The_Mather1]

Håkon attempts to make the golem smarter.

Did I not put n the crystal or something? Why is it so freaking dumb?

[Retech]

Errr, Jen was fighting the rival, I remember. So, here goes nothing:

 

Jen swings her polemace at the rival, while attempting to freeze his joints solid. Hopefully he will be distracted by the dual attack. Her ice wisp protects her.

[Nexaduro]

Nexaduro halts his golem, then stares, eye twitching, at the scene before him. He then decides he might need a drink as well, and returns to his bar.

 

"Ares better have payed for that drink..."

[Seraphi]

Kemios-

You shoot the golem, but again, it has little effect. +.1 sound.

 

Hakon-

Golems are naturally unintelligent. Reagents are required to make them smarter, as well as a higher construction level.

You spend a few more minutes trying to teach a pile of rock.

 

Jen-

You miss horribly with the polemace, and create a thin layer of ice over the persons limbs. He quickly breaks it and hits your arm though.

 

Nexaduro-

You return to the bar, Ares is still there.

"It was interesting, wasn't it?"

[Retech]

Jen tries to heal her arm, while telling her ice wisp to jam itself in the person's eye holes (of the mask, and eventually the eyes). Meanwhile, she hits using the momentum of the polemace while cutting under the person's elbow.

[Jehosaphat]

Kemios starts a long line of swear words before flying up to the level of the golem's head and barraging it with sound and lightning bolts from there with aid of his staff and gauntlets.

[Nexaduro]

Nexaduro relinks the golem to the bar's defences, then sits down and makes himself another stone cup and fills it with wine via alchemy.

 

"Indeed... now, what are you going to pay for that drink? I have no clue what the other places charge."

[The_Mather1]

Håkon extracts a large lump of quartz from the ground and use lightniing magic to copy his brain pattern onto it before putting it into the golem's head.

[Seraphi]

Jen-

You badly heal your arm. The ice wisp temporarily blinds the person, before being slashed with the katana and knocked to the ground. Your attack is only semi-effective, and causes him to stumble. +.2 blunt.

 

Kemios-

Again, your magic has little to no effect on the golem, and it continues moving towards caster. (8 rolls till arrival.)

 

Nexaduro-

"Hm. Well, I don't carry gold anymore. Anything in particular that you're after?"

 

Hakon-

You fail horribly and realise that you aren't a high enough level to do something like that.

[Nexaduro]

"Oh, life crystals... or perhaps crystals that could be charged to use as one... I do so like the idea of golem bartenders. And ones that could actually think."

[Jehosaphat]

Kemios attaches his staff-bayonet, flies next to the golem's head, and starts whacking its head with the bayoneted staff.

[Retech]

Jen tells the ice wisp to fly around the person and block attacks aimed at her. Then Jen takes advantage of the stumble through a combo attack, using nature magic to sprout vines to make him continue stumbling, aeromancy to blow him over, ice magic to try and freeze his eyes shut, and her polemace in a powerful blow to his head. (Sorry for the multitude of actions, but it's like a combo attack)

[The_Mather1]

Håkon tells the golem to follow him and attack anything he attacks until told otherwise, he then attempts to extract some metals from the ground using magic.

[Nexaduro]

"That, or some positive publicity. I can work something out either way."

[Seraphi]

Nexaduro-

"Well, intelligence is a difficult gift to bestow. I do have life crystals however."

You blink, and the person is gone. On the table where he sat is an empty cup and a life crystal.

 

Kemios-

Your attacks continue to be inneffective. (7 rolls)

 

Jen-

Nonono. Too many.

Th ice wisp is on the floor and unable to move. The vines instead cause you too stumble, though you do succeed in pushing the person back. He throws a kunai, which hits you in the shoulder. +.2 aeromancy.

 

Hakon-

The golem does so. You fail to find anything.

[Jehosaphat]

Kemios continues swearing, before launching a rather large lightning bolt at the golem's head with aid of his lightning staff.

 

(Hints on how to kill this thing, since I'm the only one who seems to be bothering trying to kill it?)

[Retech]

Jen removes the kunai from her shoulder (what is that anyways?), patches the wound, and chucks it back at the person. She then does a combo attack with elements of nature, aeromancy, ice, and void (like before, but just combining that into one action). She tells her wisp to get up and help her.

[The_Mather1]

Håkon attempts to levitate a small piece of einherjarium.

[Nexaduro]

I dismantle my current golem, then practice building friendly-looking, humanlike golems to tend the bar when I'm away. If I get particularly good results, then I give them their orders and try to make glass via geomancy and pyromancy to heat sand into the shape of wine bottles. I also try cutting down trees to make beer kegs.

[Seraphi]

Kemios-

(It was a tower, remember?)

The golem continues on. (6 rolls)

 

Jen-

[hide=Kunai][/hide]

You throw the kunai, but it misses terribly. You then proceed to fire a ball of random elements which doesn't do much at all, while the person jumps back and throws several more kunai. Only one hits you, though, embedding itself in your wrist.

The wisp is still unable to move.

+.1 fusion.

 

Hakon-

You manage to levitate a piece of einherjarium. +.2 force.

 

Nexaduro-

You create a more humanoid golem, but you feel making it any more human would be difficult at your current level. +.2 construction. You manage to make the sand red hot, but it doesn't melt into sand.

[Jehosaphat]

(It was a tower.... So I guess that means it's hollow, and vulnerable to being pushed over...?)

 

Kemios tries to turn some of the land the golem is walking on into oil using transmog.

[Nexaduro]

I hmph, then create another golem like the one I just made. I then create another door in the hallway beyond the bar door, with a mid-sized room inside containing a large furnace. I go outside and begin cutting down trees with blades of stone shooting from the ground.

[Retech]

Jen removes the Kunai and heals her wrist. Then she pulls out her bow, looses several armor piercing special arrows (the good thing too is that they arc differently than normal arrows, hopefully throwing off his blocking accuracy). Afterwards, she charges with her polemace and goes beserker, while using the different elements to throw him off. If he stumbles, then she keeps going beserker.

 

"Get up Wisp! Get up please!"

[The_Mather1]

I attempt to levitate a piece of einherjarium not using force. I'm trying to learn that metal magic, allomancy was it?