I'm better than you because I bet that neither do you :).

I'm better than you because unlike you, I show my RS name.

I'm better than you because I don't waste most of my time on YouTube.

I'm better than you because I have seven hundred arms.

I'm better than you because I have seven hundred arms.

 

I'm better than you because I used this smiley.

 

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I'm better than you because I don't lock threads, even if they are made of spammy goodness.

I'm better than you because I can lock threads, and keep the spammy goodness for myself.

I'm better than you because I collect my spammy goodness in a jar, like a normal person.

I'm better than you because I have a secret stash of mod spammy goodness, stuff that you can't possibly imagine. (it's better than space lance)

I'm better than you because I have something even better. (Felix's fecal matter, preserved in a plastic bag in my freezer)

I'm better than you because I didn't imply to own male secretions in a jar in this thread (or at all :thumbup: ).

I'm better than you because I'm bored.

I'm better than you because I'm the creator!

I'm better than you because you're a woman. :twss:

I'm better than you because I don't prejudge people, especially not based on their gender :).

I'm better than you.

I'm better than you because I'm reasoning :D.

I'm better than you because I'm better than.

I'm better than you because I only put periods at the end of full sentences.

I'm better than you because I'm not romy.

I'm better than you because I am romy.

I'm better than you because I don't pretend to be somebody I'm not.

I'm better than you because I don't criticize people with multiple personalities.

I'm better than you because you're only a lousy tamer of Nidoking, while I am old enough to have seen whatshisface!

I'm better than you because i have 95 fishing