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The Non-Magical Arena

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Mather ducks in a spinning motion, the bullets going over his head, as he has done a complete 360 degree turn he fires a large burst towards Kemios' lower torso, he then turns towards Chris and fires a three bullet burst diagonally from his feet into his brain (or other way around).

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Kemios manages to pull off the infamous move from The Matrix, bending backwards and only receiving mild chest cuts from 2 of the bullet Mather shot. He then pulls out a halibut and begins trying to whack Mather with it.

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Two bullet hit him in the back and the last one misses him, he tried to be quiet but it was almost impossible, the pain of the bullets was as if they were burning hot knives, carrying on spinning and burning within him. He opened his mouth to scream but no sound game out, luckily Mather wouldn't of seen the front of his face or would mistake it for a convulsion.

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Mather quickly pulls out his kukri with his right (stronger) arm. He uses to kukri to block and slash back, then suddenly he puts his P90 to Kemios' chest and fires.

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Mather, a halibut is a fish. I put that in there for luls.

 

Kemios throws the halibut at Hex's dying corpse after blocking Mather's slashes with it, then shoves the barrel of P90 away from his chest just before Mather shot it. I t did manage to give him a nice arm wound, though. He then pulls out a glue-coated napalm grenade, pulls the pin, shoves it down Mather's shirt, and runs.

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Mather reaches down and holds the grenade's handle in, then he pulls it of (I'm guessing it's the sticky stuff, not the kind that dries) and tosses it back.

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Kemios spin-kicks the greande back at Mather, and watches as it flies towards Mather in a parabolic arc.... and explodes at the top of the arc. He then pulls out what looks like a blob of metal on a cord.

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Mather leaps out of the napalms path and fires another burst at Kemios.

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Kemios dodges the burst easily, and throws the corded blob of metal at Mather. As it comes closer, you hear it sizzling with electricity.

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The fish fell on Chris's face, the raw fish felt cold and spiny against his face before slowly slippin down it. He looked at it through his only eye, he did not dare not move to reveal himself or to hurt his body anymore.

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Mather takes of his hat and uses it to catch the glob, then he cuts the string and rolls it towards Chris.

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Kemios whips the cord back to himself, then shaves and splits the ends with a knife he pulled out of one of his pockets, revealing copper wires. He then approaches Mather and tries to whip him with the now-electrified whip.

 

Also, the metal orb now does nothing other than... well, normal metal orb stuff.

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Chris feels a sharp tap on the back of his head, he decides not to move. He simply waited there on the floor, pretending to be dead.

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Mather allows the whip to hit the flat of his kukri and then twirls it stuck, depleting the battery.

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Kemios cuts the cord from its power source, then uses the whip to pull Mather's kukri out of his hand. He then pulls out a slingshot and some C4 spheres. He then coats the spheres in heavy adhesive, sticks a few remote detonators in 'em, and starts firing them at Mather.

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The cord is cut as it tightens around th knife.

Mather yawns and catches the balls of the worlds most stable explosives.

He then empties the (large) mag into Kemios and replaces it.

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Kemios wall-jumps out of the way of the bullets, then activates the remote detonators on the C4. (And since you caught them, they should be stuck to your hands.)

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You said nothing about detonators. :shame:

Also detonators are too large for you to add yet fire with a slingshot.

 

Mather pulls the C4 off his hands and pockets it. He then empties another clip into Kemios.

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While Kiemos and Mather were fighting, Chris had managed to crawl toward directly behind Kiemos with a knife poised in his hand. Due to bieng behind Kiemos and extremly silent there is no way Kiemos would've noticed. Chris slashed the back tendon of Kiemos and then aims a shot at his torso.

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Kemios cuts the cord from its power source, then uses the whip to pull Mather's kukri out of his hand. He then pulls out a slingshot and some C4 spheres. He then coats the spheres in heavy adhesive, sticks a few remote detonators in 'em, and starts firing them at Mather.

Yes I did. And you don't know how large the slingshot was, nor the size of the detonators used. So I'm going to assume you just had your hands blown off.

 

Edit: Kemios noticed the smell of dying flesh, and barely managed to dodge the knife aimed at his tendon. He then put a few bullets towards Chris's skull.

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Remote detonators are only walnut sized or larger, you'd need fling to fire those and C4.

 

Also Chris was playing dead for a few minutes, you had no way of smelling him.

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And there is no smell of dying flesh at all, I was quiet and your bieng a munchkin.

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A Mather-Munchkin =)

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RIP Dawngate ;-;

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((Is this going to be the new Tavern Meme?))

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No, that would require the use of facts and cunning formulation... kinda like politics.

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