November 21, 200520 yr I just got the coolest fortune ever so I thought I'd show it off. "Go ahead and be as sexy as you can." Who else has any funny ones?
November 22, 200520 yr The one I got on the weekend said "You enjoy sports, horses and gambling in moderation." or something to that effect. How is that a fortune? Do tell?
November 22, 200520 yr The one I got on the weekend said "You enjoy sports, horses and gambling in moderation." or something to that effect. How is that a fortune? Do tell? You're supposed to add "in bed" at the end (that's what my circle of friends do), it'll make just about any one sound funny. As for the chinese resturaunt I usually eat at (when I actually do eat chinese I mean), their fortune cookies are just lame proverbs and emotional boosts. Gamertag: King Arizona
November 22, 200520 yr Ooooh, this is a tradition at my house. We remember all our stupid and/or funny fortunes. Hold on, I have a collection.... *runs off to find it* ...Hmm, I don't actually have that many good ones. But I have a few: "Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you." "As a cure for worry, work is better than whiskey." "You will be succesfull in everything." I think I like the last one the best 8) Also, a friend of mine once got: "You look pretty." :lol:
November 22, 200520 yr Author Ooooh, this is a tradition at my house. We remember all our stupid and/or funny fortunes. Hold on, I have a collection.... *runs off to find it* ...Hmm, I don't actually have that many good ones. But I have a few: "Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you." "As a cure for worry, work is better than whiskey." "You will be succesfull in everything." I think I like the last one the best 8) Also, a friend of mine once got: "You look pretty." :lol: No way! A friend of mine got "you look pretty" also. He like worships it, it's in his wallet at all times as a confidence booster lol.
November 22, 200520 yr those are a lot better than the ones i usually get. usually something stupid that you really dont know the point of. i did get one that said i was going to be rich one day :D
November 22, 200520 yr "Money will soon come to you" Or something along those lines, its quite funny seeing how bazare they are and that will probably never happen
November 22, 200520 yr YES, the funniest fortune cookie I ever got was from a seafood restaurant. It said: "Help me, I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory." Now, assuming that I'm not laughing at some captive's expense, it's pretty hilarious. :lol:
November 22, 200520 yr YES, the funniest fortune cookie I ever got was from a seafood restaurant. It said: "Help me, I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory." Now, assuming that I'm not laughing at some captive's expense, it's pretty hilarious. :lol: :lol: haha :lol: Was it scrawled in blood with the point of a fingernail? Call the police :shock:
November 22, 200520 yr Was it scrawled in blood with the point of a fingernail? Call the police :shock: Lol! My sense of humor would have to be waaay more twisted to find that fortune funny. :lol:
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