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Fortune Cookies

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I just got the coolest fortune ever so I thought I'd show it off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Go ahead and be as sexy as you can."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who else has any funny ones?

The one I got on the weekend said "You enjoy sports, horses and gambling in moderation." or something to that effect.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How is that a fortune? Do tell?

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The one I got on the weekend said "You enjoy sports, horses and gambling in moderation." or something to that effect.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How is that a fortune? Do tell?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You're supposed to add "in bed" at the end (that's what my circle of friends do), it'll make just about any one sound funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As for the chinese resturaunt I usually eat at (when I actually do eat chinese I mean), their fortune cookies are just lame proverbs and emotional boosts.

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Ooooh, this is a tradition at my house. We remember all our stupid and/or funny fortunes. Hold on, I have a collection....

 

 

 

*runs off to find it*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Hmm, I don't actually have that many good ones. But I have a few:

 

 

 

"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you."

 

 

 

"As a cure for worry, work is better than whiskey."

 

 

 

"You will be succesfull in everything."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think I like the last one the best 8)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, a friend of mine once got:

 

 

 

"You look pretty."

 

 

 

:lol:

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Ooooh, this is a tradition at my house. We remember all our stupid and/or funny fortunes. Hold on, I have a collection....

 

 

 

*runs off to find it*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Hmm, I don't actually have that many good ones. But I have a few:

 

 

 

"Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you."

 

 

 

"As a cure for worry, work is better than whiskey."

 

 

 

"You will be succesfull in everything."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think I like the last one the best 8)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, a friend of mine once got:

 

 

 

"You look pretty."

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No way! A friend of mine got "you look pretty" also. He like worships it, it's in his wallet at all times as a confidence booster lol.

those are a lot better than the ones i usually get. usually something stupid that you really dont know the point of. i did get one that said i was going to be rich one day :D

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"Money will soon come to you" Or something along those lines, its quite funny seeing how bazare they are and that will probably never happen

YES, the funniest fortune cookie I ever got was from a seafood restaurant. It said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Help me, I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, assuming that I'm not laughing at some captive's expense, it's pretty hilarious. :lol:

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YES, the funniest fortune cookie I ever got was from a seafood restaurant. It said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Help me, I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, assuming that I'm not laughing at some captive's expense, it's pretty hilarious. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: haha :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Was it scrawled in blood with the point of a fingernail? Call the police :shock:

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Was it scrawled in blood with the point of a fingernail? Call the police :shock:

 

 

 

Lol! My sense of humor would have to be waaay more twisted to find that fortune funny. :lol:

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