Ryan Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 I just got the coolest fortune ever so I thought I'd show it off. "Go ahead and be as sexy as you can." Who else has any funny ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Putter Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 The one I got on the weekend said "You enjoy sports, horses and gambling in moderation." or something to that effect. How is that a fortune? Do tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 The one I got on the weekend said "You enjoy sports, horses and gambling in moderation." or something to that effect. How is that a fortune? Do tell? You're supposed to add "in bed" at the end (that's what my circle of friends do), it'll make just about any one sound funny. As for the chinese resturaunt I usually eat at (when I actually do eat chinese I mean), their fortune cookies are just lame proverbs and emotional boosts. Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruffy5389 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Ooooh, this is a tradition at my house. We remember all our stupid and/or funny fortunes. Hold on, I have a collection.... *runs off to find it* ...Hmm, I don't actually have that many good ones. But I have a few: "Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you." "As a cure for worry, work is better than whiskey." "You will be succesfull in everything." I think I like the last one the best 8) Also, a friend of mine once got: "You look pretty." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 Ooooh, this is a tradition at my house. We remember all our stupid and/or funny fortunes. Hold on, I have a collection.... *runs off to find it* ...Hmm, I don't actually have that many good ones. But I have a few: "Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you." "As a cure for worry, work is better than whiskey." "You will be succesfull in everything." I think I like the last one the best 8) Also, a friend of mine once got: "You look pretty." :lol: No way! A friend of mine got "you look pretty" also. He like worships it, it's in his wallet at all times as a confidence booster lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 those are a lot better than the ones i usually get. usually something stupid that you really dont know the point of. i did get one that said i was going to be rich one day :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNerd Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 "Money will soon come to you" Or something along those lines, its quite funny seeing how bazare they are and that will probably never happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katastrofen Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 YES, the funniest fortune cookie I ever got was from a seafood restaurant. It said: "Help me, I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory." Now, assuming that I'm not laughing at some captive's expense, it's pretty hilarious. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruffy5389 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 YES, the funniest fortune cookie I ever got was from a seafood restaurant. It said: "Help me, I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory." Now, assuming that I'm not laughing at some captive's expense, it's pretty hilarious. :lol: :lol: haha :lol: Was it scrawled in blood with the point of a fingernail? Call the police :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katastrofen Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Was it scrawled in blood with the point of a fingernail? Call the police :shock: Lol! My sense of humor would have to be waaay more twisted to find that fortune funny. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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