May 21, 201016 yr Hey guys, I had a sudden idea about a good April Fools joke. You all know that Diango in Draynor sells joke toys, right? What if they'll make a kind of a toy weapon called 'Pwnage Maul'. It'll be a bit orange in colour and looks a bit like the maules you get in Daemonheim. Diango would sell it to you for 300gp and your character will get overexcighted and dreams of becoming the best worrior ever. Its examine script would be, "A ferocious-looking maul, but is it ferocious?" And the best part would be that when the player wields it, he'll find out that it is the weakest possible weapon in the game, about -150 in all stats. It also would have an emote which makes the character raises the maul and shouts, "I shall pwn you!" and it'll stop. So guys, what do you think? La Vallett1 A.k.a. "Nostalgic Vallett" What's been said must be done.
May 21, 201016 yr it would be even more fun if you could 'attack' others with it and instantly 'kill' themand when killed they just immedeatly respawn on the same place with all their items and so intact, so its just for the lolz :thumbsup: Sacrificing efficiency for fun since 1991
May 21, 201016 yr Author Yep, good idea. La Vallett1 A.k.a. "Nostalgic Vallett" What's been said must be done.
May 21, 201016 yr Plain aweful. The Jagex April Fools work becuase of subtle wording. They'd nvr genuinely release a "pwnage maul" where as people fully expected Horses, Dragon Plate and Dragon Kite as they were named at time of release. Operation Gold Sparkles :: Chompy Kills :: Full Profound :: Champions :: Barbarian Notes :: Champions Tackle Box :: MA RewardsDragonkin Journals :: Ports Stories :: Elder Chronicles :: Boss Slayer :: Penance King :: Kal'gerion Titles :: Gold Statue
May 21, 201016 yr Author Plain aweful. The Jagex April Fools work becuase of subtle wording. They'd nvr genuinely release a "pwnage maul" where as people fully expected Horses, Dragon Plate and Dragon Kite as they were named at time of release.Oh come on, you always dissagree in every suggestions and it's a FUN item, not a promising item, and it's just a sudden idea that's all. La Vallett1 A.k.a. "Nostalgic Vallett" What's been said must be done.
May 21, 201016 yr Plain aweful. The Jagex April Fools work becuase of subtle wording. They'd nvr genuinely release a "pwnage maul" where as people fully expected Horses, Dragon Plate and Dragon Kite as they were named at time of release.Oh come on, you always dissagree in every suggestions and it's a FUN item, not a promising item, and it's just a sudden idea that's all. I disagree in suggestions I don't think are good. And to me an item called "pwnage maul" for aprils fools is plain aweful. There no items in game that use names like "pwnage" so even if they did realise it it wouldn't fool anyone.The whole point of april fools is subtleness.Jagex released Horses, Dragon Plate and Dragon Kite all of which were much hyped potential updates at the time and the wording is clearly in keeping with the items people expected. People read Dragon Plate or Dragon Kite they go to Dragon Platebody and Dragon Kiteshield, they fact the item then turns out to be a spinning plate and a literally kite is funny as you have been fooled. Who in their right mind is gonna see "we've released pwnage maul" and think its an actual serious item? Operation Gold Sparkles :: Chompy Kills :: Full Profound :: Champions :: Barbarian Notes :: Champions Tackle Box :: MA RewardsDragonkin Journals :: Ports Stories :: Elder Chronicles :: Boss Slayer :: Penance King :: Kal'gerion Titles :: Gold Statue
May 21, 201016 yr Author *cough*Wet & Wildy*cough* La Vallett1 A.k.a. "Nostalgic Vallett" What's been said must be done.
May 21, 201016 yr Yeah many people believed that, though most realised it was fake when they got to "5th quarter" at the end Operation Gold Sparkles :: Chompy Kills :: Full Profound :: Champions :: Barbarian Notes :: Champions Tackle Box :: MA RewardsDragonkin Journals :: Ports Stories :: Elder Chronicles :: Boss Slayer :: Penance King :: Kal'gerion Titles :: Gold Statue
May 22, 201016 yr They should release a "dragon war hammer" and "dragon war gong" that was once used to usher in the "elite dragon guard" to battle 1,000 F2P Total Level Reached 10/8/10 ! [hide=Guides]Magic & Summoning Profit Spreadsheets! *UPDATES EVERY HOUR* (includes: High alch, Superheat, and Enchanting)4 BETTER alternatives to flesh crawlers[/hide] WOT WOT! ☉.☉☂
May 22, 201016 yr I can see Dragon Hammer as an April Fool's joke(just a regular red hammer that can be used for smithing and construction. ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~
May 25, 201016 yr I can see Dragon Hammer as an April Fool's joke(just a regular red hammer that can be used for smithing and construction. Now THAT'S a suggestion! :thumbup: [hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide][hide]Never gonna give you up.[/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide][/hide]"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
May 25, 201016 yr How 'bout we stop adding crappy items to the game for April Fools since it's been done several times now and maybe add something...I'unno...funny? |2,300+ Total|138 Combat|12 Lvl 99 Skills|99 Slayer|
May 28, 201016 yr Plain aweful. The Jagex April Fools work becuase of subtle wording. They'd nvr genuinely release a "pwnage maul" where as people fully expected Horses, Dragon Plate and Dragon Kite as they were named at time of release.Oh come on, you always dissagree in every suggestions and it's a FUN item, not a promising item, and it's just a sudden idea that's all. I disagree in suggestions I don't think are good. And to me an item called "pwnage maul" for aprils fools is plain aweful. There no items in game that use names like "pwnage" so even if they did realise it it wouldn't fool anyone.The whole point of april fools is subtleness.Jagex released Horses, Dragon Plate and Dragon Kite all of which were much hyped potential updates at the time and the wording is clearly in keeping with the items people expected. People read Dragon Plate or Dragon Kite they go to Dragon Platebody and Dragon Kiteshield, they fact the item then turns out to be a spinning plate and a literally kite is funny as you have been fooled. Who in their right mind is gonna see "we've released pwnage maul" and think its an actual serious item? Not to sound like a douche, but I agree with Paw. :\ #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
May 28, 201016 yr Author I don't really mind, the idea is scrapped a few days ago, anyway. Tread closed. La Vallett1 A.k.a. "Nostalgic Vallett" What's been said must be done.
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