EA DEFEAT AA!

 

The might clan elite assassins have returned in spectacular fashion yesterday.

 

This epic victory marks an end to a 12 month slump for EA who have been preparing for this war for over six weeks.With EA's great leader Batli prcatising his calling daily, the bind unit- a level 123 that doesnt want to be named has been practicsing binding rats in the clan wars lobby.

AA however had 15 minutes to prepare and many had just finished official or other team duties.

 

Turrets

Range

Minds

Melee

No snipe

No flame

 

EA had control from the start outpulling aa by 20 to aa's 14 and rushed aa at the northern portal. Aa took out a lot of low levels whilst Ea chose one of aas best tanks who dragged them around the map.

 

When the piles had split a sniper by the rsn of rich luke1 of 125 cb began to snipe. But the supreme leadership of Ea used there charm to bypass the no sniper rule, despite this aa were still doing well with a 5 k0 killstreak. Then aa piled eas most legendary tanker Colabos a level 84 who claimed he tanks VR+TT+DF at full opts naked just to warm up before a war. His superb ability combined with the great sniping of richluke meant that no binds were landing, eventually aa killed him after a few minutes and turned to other piles. But aa had lost there k0 power because of the sniping and lack of binds, by this point Eas pile of 3 was clearly dominating, and the rest of the clan wandering around the arena were obviously lost.

 

Rich Luke1 in his prime

 

With the whole of aa dead (obviously outwitted by the incredible tactics that ea learnt in playoffs) i was the only one left alive. I thought there was a chance that i could tank their 7 man pile until they dc or there mums tell them to get off runescape, this however was not the case. Despite using 2 ring charges all my food, all my prayer Ea killed me, my current form for tk and ce was obviously no match for the superior pile of Ea

 

Interviews i conducted myself

 

Batli after the war at BH

 

cd

"How was the war?"

 

Batli

"Are you flaming me?"

 

cd

"Is Ea planning on pking against the like of VR,TT,RSD.DF?"

 

Ea member

"Will i lose my sara?"

 

-This obviously shows no fear my Ea and this statement alone has caused many pk clans to shut

 

we asked a ph member how he reacted

 

"When i heard about Ea i sold all my sets and became a skiller"

 

Can Ea get to the top of TWR?

Can Ea become the owners of the wilderness?

The clan world waits in fear....

Lol.

I literally smacked myself in the face with a book after reading this.

Oh.

I literally smacked myself in the face with a book after reading this.

 

Can you smack me with it too??? <_<

L ea lmfao

Gratz Clan Europe.

Wrong section.

I literally smacked myself in the face with a book after reading this.

 

plz smack me with it too

Gratz EA :thumbup:

I literally smacked myself in the face with a book after reading this.

 

mind smacking me with it to?

oh...

What happened? :o

lol @ this

cd your an idiot.

I literally smacked myself in the face with a book after reading this.

 

Me 2.

 

 

This shouldn't even be on tip.it it was a 15 minute prep. lawl.

l00000l CD roflroflroflrofl <3: =D>

Huh?

OH MY F'N GOD! MY ALL TIME CLAN!! OMG@"@@

I jizzed myself when I read this....

Do you guys still do playoffs?

lol aa doesnt do playoffs. ea does though

Did you even win?

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it was a 15 minute prep war. and most of aa came on during the war. not before