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Only my mind can comprehend the possibilities, of that statement.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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I [bleep]ing hate mornings why am I awake I should be sleeping [bleep] the doctor I wanna go back to bed [bleep]

 

I am sorry my son. I had to get up at noon (five minutes ago). Then I have to get ready (I don't want to), pick my sister up from school, take her to Target, take her to the bank, then take her to dance. When the [bleep] did I become a chauffeur?

 

Oh, then I'm hanging out with that girl again. Meh, really don't feel like it. Too soon. Shouldn't have agreed to it. Gotta make em wait.

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To put it bluntly, [bleep] off.

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pretty sure they LOCK ur blog if it got reported you dirty minded little dude.

 

I only think about sex every minute, you think of it like every 34 seconds i bet <_<

 

and the last 2 digits of my post count are 69.

 

WHY IS 69 SPECIAL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ITS LIKE 69, BUT YOU DO ME AND I OWE YOU ONE.

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[hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2
GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)
Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3
DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]

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lmfao I love you.

 

 

[spoiler=Must be 18 or older to view. ]btw I got laid tonight. 3rd dates the charm HEY OH. it actually wasn't very fun tbh. you ever see those porns (of course you have) where the chick just seems like she's really mad at the guy's penis? Yeah, it was like that.

 

 

 

lmao i can't [bleep]ign believe i haven't gotten a warning for the [cabbage] i post on my blog.

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To put it bluntly, [bleep] off.

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obts thought process: I got laid; I think I'll post about it on TIF.

 

you cool boy

DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers rings

QBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow parts

CR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size.
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It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.

I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty).

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lmfao I love you.

 

 

[spoiler=Must be 18 or older to view. ]btw I got laid tonight. 3rd dates the charm HEY OH. it actually wasn't very fun tbh. you ever see those porns (of course you have) where the chick just seems like she's really mad at the guy's penis? Yeah, it was like that.

 

 

 

lmao i can't [bleep]ign believe i haven't gotten a warning for the [cabbage] i post on my blog.

 

So uh

 

[spoiler=Must be 2 or older to view. ] PRESCHOOL IS FUN SHARING IS CARING PENIS IS ANGRY

 

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I piety the fool.

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change the title to Obtaurian's sex blog tbh

DK drops (solo/LS): 66 hatchets, 14 archer rings, 13 berserker rings, 17 warrior rings, 12 seerculls, 13 mud staves, 7 seers rings

QBD drops: 1 kite, 2 visages, 4 dragonbone kits, 3 effigies, lots of crossbow parts

CR vs. CLS threads always turn into discussions about penis size.
...
It's not called a Compensation Longsword for nothing.

I've sent a 12k combat mission to have Aiel assassinated (poor bastard isn't even Pincers-tier difficulty).

DM0Yq2c.png

 

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change the title to Obtaurian's sex blog tbh

 

close enough

 

Dude, the CLS isn't fast enough for jackrabbit style or powerful enough for bashing style. The only thing it's really good for is taking on a chick who I guess will SORT OF let you hit her some times but other times she'll hold out on you. Then, the CLS is probably the most enjoyable. Y'know what I'm talking about, right? General Graardor? Man that [bleep] is hawt. One time I even managed to get its chestplate off :thumbup:

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I piety the fool.

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change the title to Obtaurian's sex blog tbh

 

close enough

 

Dude, the CLS isn't fast enough for jackrabbit style or powerful enough for bashing style. The only thing it's really good for is taking on a chick who I guess will SORT OF let you hit her some times but other times she'll hold out on you. Then, the CLS is probably the most enjoyable. Y'know what I'm talking about, right? General Graardor? Man that [bleep] is hawt. One time I even managed to get its chestplate off :thumbup:

 

Personally, I use a chaotic staff and ice barrage. It doesn't work very well on Graar or Kree, but it dominates those big Rex-y ones who just want to beat you. :/ Also, I'm a [bleep]ing magician.

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i have reported this blog to the fbi. will be locked soon.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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i have reported this blog to the fbi. will be locked soon.

 

I'M A [bleep]ING MAGICIAN

 

I lol'd, but only in amusement at your vain attempt to save your blog. It's still getting locked boiiiiiiiiii.

 

i have reported this blog to the fbi. will be locked soon.

 

the federal bureau of incest? thats just disgusting bro, thanks for ruining my day :angry:

 

It's not disgusting. It's love. Are you calling love disgusting? YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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I have a rocket launcher wat about you.

 

 

BTW thats kota IRl posing with my launcher.

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[hide=Drops]Araxxor Eye x1 Leg pieces x2
GWD: 5000 Addy bar Steam B Staff x3 Z Spear x6 Sara. Hilt x2 Bandos Hilt x2 (LS, Solo)SS x6 (1 LS)
Tormented Demons: Shard x6 Slice x5 Claws x9 Limbs x3
DKS: Archer x21 Warrior x31 Berserker x30 Axe x51[/hide]

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