New rule: one can only post on my blog if one rhymes

Not cool? Suck my [bleep] 'cause them's the times.

 

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wow nice new rule

you stupid fool

it aint cool

go back to school

yo dude, hey what up

compared to me, you're just a pup

cause what you dont understand is this blog is so dead

cause the maker as a child was eating some lead

thats right i just insulted your intellect

dont mean no disrespect

its just you're not correct

see, man, now i'm plottin'

more sinister than bin laden

cause while your brain is rottin

i'll be getting 99's by bottin

 

what did you think?

dont think that was so good

so messed up if i could

i would delete it

dont want others to see it

messed up piece of ****

learn to rap man

dont really think you can

so whine and cry all day

cuz you will fail doing it your way

 

nah it was good bro but rap is suppose to say everythign sucks and not be nice

yo, yo, what

 

y'all trollin my online journal

but y'all don't know i'm like the colonel

I'll serve you some chicken and a side of [bleep]

cause y'all are [bleep] and you like to lick

so don't come up in here spittin your game

like i don't know who you are and your mother's name

'cause she knows me and i know her

cause last night i [bleep]ed her with a prom 2hander

 

what.

hey now kid don't get upset

cause there's a girl that i just met

her name's your mom and she's got double D's

in exchange for her services i pay her fees

i saw her on the street sellin her body

i was like dayum that's a hottie

then i went to her house and i saw you

you were 5' 5'' and i'm 6 foot 2

holy [cabbage] its a midget i thought in my head

and the midget spoke and it said "ur dead"

so i took out my smith and wesson

hey lil johnny, don't be messin

it's time for you to learn your lesson

you play the student and i'll do professin

i said so kid your mom is a [bleep]

and if you try something funny, snitch

you'll find my wrath is quite like a lich

 

wut

wow, I can see that you're trying to flame me

but your threats are like those of a lady

and if you continue, I'll have to end you

and then you'll be pushing daisies

now i'm done with this, i'm done with you

if you know what's good you'll get up and shoo

yeah that was a good rhyme, but you're out of time

so gtfo before i commit a crime

so you've challenged me to a rap-off

well i think you're gonna get a cough

cause comon man i got too much skill

btw ur girlfriend wasn't on the pill

that's right u got a daughter

and compared to ur mother she's even hotter

so let's talk about our abilities

i'm the boss you get on ur knees

 

wut.

I be balling with this maul

dropping people making them fall

but then I got 101 dungeoneering

and osdhosy9ysdoisdhiosdy89sysdsd

lmfao

that maul is cool yo

 

I am Anne Frank,

You guys all stank

i gas you

that's y u tern bleu

hahah you guys can't catch me

cuz i am the ginger inn bred man

i am such a sik frk :)

niec ngigre bolg

Y'all 100 dg [bleep] need to listen up

You're using my blog lke you don't give a [bleep]

the title says "obtaurian" and yer gonna be sorry when

i report you for the justice you obstruct

 

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gratz [bleep]s

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wow kota so you finally got

that level now ur so hot

to use 3 binds only without getting kicked

so dont get trolled by mck

what is gonna be your 3rd bind

will it be an armour of some kind

or a hexhunt or a staff

i dont give a crap

now you are catching up to me

aint where i wanna be

gonna no life some more and close the door

so you dont be creeping up on my dungeoneering score

:/

Man nar is dumb

i cbf rhyming for him L

 

 

 

 

 

 

ye

:)

I'd post in rhymes but

I do like Haiku much more.

Feel the syllables.

Wow this blog is an explosion,

Much better than yesterday's implosion.

I heard Obt is back on his feet,

So I'd opt to meet and greet.

I don't know if this rap is any good

Jus fulfilling stereotypes in da hood,

Ain't gonna say no yo yo yo,

But I got my string around y'all

Like a [bleep]ing yo yo

Drag you down the hall.

 

Obt got 99 mage, I assume

Ego so big filled up the room

With his cape he flies in circles

While I'm just fly in general.

Obt is so pro at summoning

Because no real thing wants him

But don't feel criticized

I'm here to rise and energize

When you don't know what else to do

And everyone is going postal

Remember Saru loves you!

... yes homo.

Did two floors with dungeoneering elites

they said "no hood?" yeah you better believe it

 

;-;

yo listen up [bleep] ima show u how its done

n it goes a lil like this yo

 

roses are crap

violets are sht

sit on my face

and wiggle a bit

 

yooooo dissed u hard initt brap

yo, yo, wut.

 

I add irl info to the first post

So now you know that I'm not a ghost

I'm a living breathing human being

And showing you my face satisfies my e-peen

bro i stopped dungeoneering for now

dropping kids with my maul like wow

gonna do some conquest for some gear

so mr. kree arra will fear

me as i blow it by with my steel titan

will be picking up hilts and smiting

the gwd, but maybe in like a week

ill come back dung to so to speak

or maybe even sooner rather than later

but im not dungeoneering now HATERS

That's cold son

but you my made your point, you're done

i wish you luck in your quest for hilts

but i think you're lying, probably knitting quilts

[bleep]s.

 

That is all.

[bleep]s.

 

That is all.

 

I wish you wouldn't spam my thread

i wish i could smash your head

for the wrong you've committed

for the dongs you've admitted (into your mouth)

so go somewhere else if you want to troll

cause son you picked the wrong place to stroll

if you leave now, i won't have to call

Losing Games to [bleep] your [cabbage] up with a maul