Summon me a candyvan and take me to your candy land, now that you're the candyman, summon is hot, damn. --saru--

99 Summoning. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol at kota

lol at kota

 

 

indeed

 

 

 

so hi im stopping by just to say grats

but before I go, ill lay down all of these raps

ill stomp all over u like ur one mai door mats

and kill u with mai skillz like u one of da floor rats

 

but before i grab my guns and go ape attack

think about why i always blow off 50+ gun caps

u at the dr. so much he thinks u so damn wack

becuase my rhymes so sick ur body feels the impact

 

so listen to the story of a puffer fish name dory

she was a star of a movie, her own little gay glory

she couldn't remember [cabbage], her brain musta been so damn gory

now give my respect back before i slap til ur sorry

 

now dont take what i say so dang darn personally

but i feel like im still stuck inside a granite quarry

because all i do is sit here and sweat water flurries

because u r so hot my body is getting sick with worries

 

but i remember that you were never here for me now

u broke into my house and said saru 99 range pow

now the least u coulda done it let me finally relate

to you the story as to why i forgot our date

 

try to understand i aint trying to instigate

but i feel like my life a path and u the cold stone gate

and i push against push against u til im impregnate

with the bastard child of your summoning-a cape

 

and with that i say good bye good night little kid

i wouldnt want you to think im just part of ur eye lid

closing up around you and watching u in silence

damn that would be so creepy so ill jusy say in an alliance

 

 

 

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

sorry i missed it :(

Saru, I [bleep]ing love you. Sorry you missed it. :(

wait no i edited the flow was off omfg

btw im not getting 99 hp til i get 99 mining/agility/hunter but u can be there lil kid. thats my bid

Got a primal plateskirt today. Not as good as a prom plate, but I like it more. I always get on teams where one person leaves or is just a total douche. Oh well, I'm enjoying the skill nonetheless. Still a ways from 83 (the level at which I can buy everything I want).

 

My brother is having a party right now and I have to get up really early. Bunch of drunk teenagers. Oh well.

 

too much srs bsns

 

not enough CHILLAX

not enough srs bsnss

 

too much chillax

 

like anthrax

 

on a tampax

not enough srs bsnss

 

too much chillax

 

like anthrax

 

on a tampax

 

too much srs bsns

 

not enough chillax

 

needs some more hugs and kisses

 

instead of sore backs

 

 

OHHHHHHH @@@@@@

sore backs?

 

you're so brown from the [cabbage] u live in

swimming and drowning in fail like a mexican

 

Wetbacks

 

 

 

no racist

99 Summoning is simply amazing. And such a Dungeoneering level you have got too. You really must like combat a whole lot. Good luck with the slaying of those RS monsters, as well as finding your way through Daemonheim!

I wanted to go to sleep early tonight, but I had a small fight with my girlfriend. I hate it when she (and anyone) chooses to nitpick and starts arguments over nothing. She was angry with me because I'm such a picky eater. :rolleyes: Anyway, gonna be hard to sleep now that I'm worked up.

 

Got 64 Dungeoneering today. I also went and got a green dragon hatchling, a monkey, and a chameleon. Gonna get all four dragons. I might do another floor tonight. I played with Madgamer2 today. He was pretty cool.

awww I'm sorry :( I hope you feel better <3 (no homo)

66 Dungeoneering, 30.5k tokens, have to reset, another all-nighter.

i remember when i first met you i srsly thought you were a 13 year old chav from england. I'm not even kidding you.

 

 

 

Also

 

Be

U

My

Pimp?

das hilarious innit bruv

 

 

Internet was out all day yesterday. ;-;

Rushed f1-13 tonight. Spent the day with my girlfriend and some old friends. More fighting with the girlfriend. I need to find a job, but she feels neglected when I don't put 100% of my focus on her. Do I put my life in order and lose my girlfriend of two years or focus on my girlfriend and be a broke, bumming 20 year old college student? I hate life sometimes. I wish I was born into a rich family.

HI LOL

Just play rs

lmfao

lmfao

got 67 dungeoneering, gonna get 70 tomorrow maybe. selling my bank to buy extremes. YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME NOT TO DO IT. first i'm gonna spend all of my slayer points in search of abyssal demons, ice wyrms, and spirit mages. I can just barely afford 88 herb if I sell just about everything. played with some horrible dging teams today.

 

oh and my sister almost walked in on me and my girlfriend getting it on in the living room. lololololololol. CRISIS AVERTED.

grats lil babe <3 Ima spend my 99 Mining + Hunter money on prayer then ima do ovls just like you.

 

 

But do you really l0l at the idea of us all dying in a fiery end of the world apocalypse? You've always liked climaxes but still... I wanna live :(