February 18, 201115 yr the wall doesn't need to drink, because it's a wall. 36hp 'Rock Hard' boss pure - 60/60 Attack | 99/99 Range | 1/1 Defence | 44/44 Prayer | 99/99 Strength | 99/99 Mage - level 79 combat EOC ## '07 Server ## "Best Runescape update ever: Removing 6 years of updates." "Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler"
February 18, 201115 yr It throws the empty water bottle at Napalm and receives a feeling of accomplished irony.37 HP I like stir fry
February 19, 201115 yr The wall's 'mother' is a now retired hispanic man in his late 40s, you quickly realize this and give him back.37 HP I like stir fry
February 19, 201115 yr The wall is glad to have his mother back. 38 HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
February 19, 201115 yr But she realises she was in love with Napalm_Death all along and leaves the wall forever. 37HP.
February 19, 201115 yr Which makes the wall self sufficient and no longer dependant on its "mother" 38 hp Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3Nex : 1 Zaryte BowKalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword
February 19, 201115 yr The Wall tries to make those delicious cookies but falls into the oven as he tries to retrieve them. 36 HP.
February 19, 201115 yr I forgive the wall and we're bros again. 33 HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod
February 19, 201115 yr The wall watches inglorious bastards and gets inspired to carve a swastika into its forehead. 28hp
February 20, 201115 yr Napalm marries the wall, and the honeymoon disappoints the wall further... 24hp, and to napalm: buuuuUuuuuuurrrn!
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