Rock Hard Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 the wall doesn't need to drink, because it's a wall. 36hp 'Rock Hard' boss pure - 60/60 Attack | 99/99 Range | 1/1 Defence | 44/44 Prayer | 99/99 Strength | 99/99 Mage - level 79 combat EOC ## '07 Server ## "Best Runescape update ever: Removing 6 years of updates." "Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 It throws the empty water bottle at Napalm and receives a feeling of accomplished irony.37 HP I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I guive the wall a guilt trip for throwing me the bottle. 36 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Brick wall has a passive resistance to guilt damage.37 HP I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I kidnap the wall's mother. 36 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 The wall's 'mother' is a now retired hispanic man in his late 40s, you quickly realize this and give him back.37 HP I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 The wall is glad to have his mother back. 38 HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpBen Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 But she realises she was in love with Napalm_Death all along and leaves the wall forever. 37HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th e Doctor Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Which makes the wall self sufficient and no longer dependant on its "mother" 38 hp Armadyl Drops : 4 Hilts; 3 Chestplates; 2 Chainskirts; 1 Helmet; 1 Buckler; 2 Shard 1; 2 Shard 2; 1 Shard 3Nex : 1 Zaryte BowKalphite King : 1 Drygore Rapier ; 1 Drygore Longsword : 1 Drygore Offhand Rapier : 1 Drygore Offhand Longsword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 BUT WHO WILL MAKE THOSE DELICIOUS COOKIES MAMA WALL BAKED? 37 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpBen Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 The Wall tries to make those delicious cookies but falls into the oven as he tries to retrieve them. 36 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 His whole house catches on fire. 35 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpBen Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 PLUS the cookies he made were horrible anyway. 34 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 And the milk was rotten. 33 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpBen Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 The wall gave all his friends food poisoning and now they hate him. 32 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 I forgive the wall and we're bros again. 33 HP. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpBen Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 And then Dax dies, and the wall knows it's all his fault. 32 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Alcohol poisoning for the wall. 31 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 And a brutal hangover 30hp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Like mine, tomorrow. 29 hP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 The wall watches inglorious bastards and gets inspired to carve a swastika into its forehead. 28hp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 The walldasodjk ad kajsdkfj s something. 27 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httpBen Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 The wall starts speaking jibberish and no one can understand it. 26 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 This saddens the wall. 25 HP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Napalm marries the wall, and the honeymoon disappoints the wall further... 24hp, and to napalm: buuuuUuuuuuurrrn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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