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No. I went to jelly land once. I don't feel like talking about it.

 

TPUM doesn't know that song that goes like "hmmmm hmnm-hmm hmmm... hmm hmm!"

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Does it happen to be Little Bitty Pretty One popularized by the movie Matilda?

 

TPUM watched and loved Matilda.

Nope, however I read the comic books my dad had. Can't say I hated it though.

TPUM is currently thinking about what to eat. I know I am

(going to make a sweet veggie snack tofu spread + bread + alfalfa sprouts = happy belly)

XboxLive, PSN, Steam: fizz4m

If you add me, please say you are from tif :D

Nope, my parents just said "we're bringing pizza for dinner".

 

TPUM loves pizza.

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Fact.

 

TPUM is a pizza.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I hope so. *attempts to eat arm*

 

TPUM once carved a marble sculpture of himself fighting a crocodile/bear/shark.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

You kidding? I carve marble sculptures of myself fighting a crocodile/bear/shark out of marble sculptures of myself fighting a crocodile/bear/shark.

 

TPUM eats their deodorant, rather than wearing it.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

What the hell is a deodorant?

 

*googles it.*

 

Ok, I don't eat that, but how can you wear it? Don't you spray it?

 

TPUM is not afraid to jump off a 700ft+ building.

No, as long as there is another building of the same height less than 50 cm away from the one I'm jumping off.

 

TPUM has a white mug.

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Nope.

 

TPUM once lit their underarm hair on fire to protest cellophane.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Yuppers.

 

TPUM will kick my butt.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

No, I will be gentle.

 

TPUM takes me too seriously.

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Nah.

 

TPUM once stashed three Mexicans in their beard to help them cross the France/Germany border.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Er'day.

 

TPUM needs to return something to the library.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Nope.

 

TPUM travels to Russia every third month to sell beanies to underprivileged children.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Ninja.

 

TPUM once flew to Hong Kong with an Ox, three loaves of bread and a block of cheese stashed in their bag.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

Nah.

 

TPUM is dreading something today.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

<_<not today.

 

TPUM is an amazing and witty individual.

Indeed I am.

 

 

TPUM took piano lessons as a kid.

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Nope.

 

TPUM once debated Stalin and Hitler about their political preferences and their favourite foods.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

I did. I still haven't reached a conclusion on which one of the two was better, although I'm more inclined to Stalin, 'cause he was Russian. Hitler, on the other hand, was way too sensitive, with him being an artist and vegetarian.

 

TPUM would rather spend christmas with his family than with his friends.

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Yeah, probably.

 

TPUM was once part of a barbershop quartet, but was fired due to his sideburns growing too long.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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