How did u kno?

 

TPUM came here after following my link in the locked thread.

Damnit ! You're good ! :P

TPUM has a white shirt in his avatar.

Nope

 

TPUM is eating something.

Nope.

 

TPUM is Abc.

Nope.

 

The person under me is Star.

Yup

 

TPUM is Abc

Nope, just Chuck Testa.

 

TPUM is a flying kitty.

Only on Tuesdays

 

TPUM is sitting.

You is physic.

 

TPUM is in their bedroom.

Damn, girlfriend. You's good at dis.

 

TPUM is also chewing on a rubber o-ring.

Nope.

 

TPUM has an itch on their body.

Nope, itch free at the moment

 

TPUM should be in bed

Nah, it's 12:18pm and I just got up 10 mins ago :P

 

TPUM is wearing their pajamas.

That would be a little weird seeing as how I'm sitting in the library and I normally sleep in just my boxers.

 

TPUM will accept my challenge of fisty-cuffs.

Meet me at the flagpole after school.

 

TPUM is a WOMAN

Incorrect.

 

The person under me is posting under me.

Not when I hold my computer upside-down like this.

 

TPUM is typing with one hand.

Well I had one hand on the keyboard but when I typed it was with two hands.

 

TPUM is listening to some music.

I'm not actually. Not sure why.

 

TPUM has a last.fm account.

Nope.

 

TPUM is a big ol ball of goo.

Close.

 

TPUM is in the process of shaving all of their body hair off.

Yes, just the tangle of mess we call pubes left.

 

TPUM has an odd shaped birth mark on their thigh.

Whoa, are you a wizard? It kinda looks like a turtle, except more lumpy.

 

TPUM hates elevators.

I'm probably your twin. And I don't mind elevators. I was on a pretty cool one in this seaworld place and saw a swordfish up close.

 

TPUM doesn't use an umbrella when it's raining.

Deliberately.

 

TPUM finds balloons and cupcakes a fascinating combination.