Banned because you can't. You lack the knowledge and understanding of our troping ways, DV! There is a level of complexity to the color schemes invoked by us three that needs several TV Tropes pages to comprehend to the point that, in a way, is a piece of art near the levels of Picasso or Jack Pollock. Perhaps going as far to impress Renaissance-level artists like Michelangelo and Raphael themselves! Here is some textual exposition as a sample:

 

* I, Lokie, done the crimson colouring of our trio! Like it implies, I act as one of impulse and energy throughout the forums in an air of gusto that is a sheer hurricane in comparison to my associates. A mix of sanguine and choleric temperaments with a side of overacting is practically my feathery hat of exploration in such jungles.

 

* Alg is the analytic of our group of the silky and smooth variant of deep sea blue. Stealthy and subtle sarcasm slides through his stoic tones as he strides (in a rather classy way) through this area. Where I prefer highly ornamented blades that display more fitting for theater than war, Alg takes to the low-key with a knife and poison with a spear close by if the more grotesque requirements of our battling must ensue. He makes you look like a barbaric cow.

 

* Then there is Squab, the middle one. Too modest for the Tyrian kind of velvet coloring, he is still a sort of royalty. While I am rather boisterous and Alg sliding into the silent, Squab takes the third option of having both. Almost as level-headed as the blue and still worthy of being energetic as the red, Squab mixes both colors into what one would consider a thing of sheer beauty! But he won't boast it as modesty and preference to displaying things of interest without words are what he excels at. Unfortunately, he doesn't get as much center time as me and Alg, but he is valuable nonetheless and is quite badass. Also looks better in violet than you do, frankly.

Banned for not rescuing me in BlazeTMF's "The Time Machine" forum game... <_<

 

 

~D. V. "I was always more of a subtle light-sided purple anyway, and not a dark one..." Devnull

Banned because rescue services of the temporal variety aren't what I am good at. In fact, make that all kinds of rescues (unless it is cats).

Banned because you can't. You lack the knowledge and understanding of our troping ways, DV! There is a level of complexity to the color schemes invoked by us three that needs several TV Tropes pages to comprehend to the point that, in a way, is a piece of art near the levels of Picasso or Jack Pollock. Perhaps going as far to impress Renaissance-level artists like Michelangelo and Raphael themselves! Here is some textual exposition as a sample:

 

* I, Lokie, done the crimson colouring of our trio! Like it implies, I act as one of impulse and energy throughout the forums in an air of gusto that is a sheer hurricane in comparison to my associates. A mix of sanguine and choleric temperaments with a side of overacting is practically my feathery hat of exploration in such jungles.

 

* Alg is the analytic of our group of the silky and smooth variant of deep sea blue. Stealthy and subtle sarcasm slides through his stoic tones as he strides (in a rather classy way) through this area. Where I prefer highly ornamented blades that display more fitting for theater than war, Alg takes to the low-key with a knife and poison with a spear close by if the more grotesque requirements of our battling must ensue. He makes you look like a barbaric cow.

 

* Then there is Squab, the middle one. Too modest for the Tyrian kind of velvet coloring, he is still a sort of royalty. While I am rather boisterous and Alg sliding into the silent, Squab takes the third option of having both. Almost as level-headed as the blue and still worthy of being energetic as the red, Squab mixes both colors into what one would consider a thing of sheer beauty! But he won't boast it as modesty and preference to displaying things of interest without words are what he excels at. Unfortunately, he doesn't get as much center time as me and Alg, but he is valuable nonetheless and is quite badass. Also looks better in violet than you do, frankly.

 

Banned for making a way too long post.

 

I mean good god, man.

Banned for not enjoying such delicious exposition. You lack refinery and taste, both being necessary to being an effective King.

 

Now abandon your delusions of royalty, crown and all, and flee to the desert area.

<*DVD walks in suddenly, wearing some rather ultimate, invincible, and definitely well-shielded armor of his. It glistens white along its' many parts, an after-image trail visible in his wake. He pulls out a crazy-looking rifle, and several indentations on his armor suddenly glow red. He's perhaps activated a 'Crimson Mode'? He shoots the ground underneath Lokie, blasting them into the air, and then shoots Lokie directly, causing their shirt to shred as they get knocked 20,000 miles away.*>

 

Banned because, if anything, I deserve that "Ravishing Red" title more than you. :twisted: :twss:

 

 

BTW, being as invincible and non-killable as I am, expect my natural return on that Time Machine forum game sometime in the future. :razz:

 

 

~D. V. "And that one needed two emotes, not just one..." Devnull

Banned because you can screw off. "Ravishing Red" is my color motif. And you still lack the comprehension to earn a color from us.

 

And don't expect the time line returning normal for you, Mr. Marty Stu.

<*watches an Articuno step around the corner, and fire an Ice Beam at Lokie, freezing them inside a brick of ice*>

 

Banned because you're frozen solid. :P

 

~D. V. "Chilled Stiff, anyone?" Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: I've probably just sniped Alg.)

Banned because I had Stealth Rock set up before hand.

Banned because I got really ninja'd there.

Banned for being bad enough to get ninja'd

Banned because snipers are worse. You never see them coming despite their bad aim here.

Banned for doing something bad related to the president of the United States.

 

Yes, he's watching you.

Banned for attempting to swindle the Highprince of Information.

 

References, yay!

Banned it's much more messy than that: a one-man "kingdom" (Blaze), a triumvirate with the third member switching in-and-out (you, me, Star/Squab), the rogue prince (DVD), several stray citizens/mercenaries, the fallen remains of the LOTPW Republic, and so much more.

 

Banned because I only wish FG was that awesome.

 

Also, my role is controlling the navy in the endless city. Well, that's more of a riddle describing my role then anything else.

Banned for making a wish in this thread.

 

This isn't the wish thread.

Banned because it was more fantasizing than anything. To be honest, we need more awesome in FG and you aren't providing any.

Banned for not being awesome enough in FG. Your post describing the complicated kingdom of FG was awesome, you need to keep stuff like that up.

 

Now excuse me while I memory wipe... oops, I've said too much already.

Banned for suggesting I should always post in a style that involves fantastical exposition of great events with a combination of imagination and wording that is equally compelling.

Banned for not doing just that

Banned because maintaining such an energetic level of expository storytelling in a boisterous tone is way more work than it appears. Next you'll want it for the harpies too to set up a sort of lore to match FG's mess of a political boardgame gone awry just because I took the Car Piece while Blaze was settled with the pin cushion before getting sent to Jail for not being able to pay DVD for landing on Boardwalk.

 

EDIT: For the record, Squab took the boat piece under my nose for his navy. Then to add insult to injury, he bought all the railroads to spite us.

Banned for being quoted.

 

To be honest, we need more awesome in FG and you aren't providing any.

 

Aw come on, man. I will admit I put little effort into being creative in this thread (the banned thread) but I do put a lot of effort into being creative and original in the wish thread, are you telling me I don't make good posts there either?

Banned for asserting that real life ripped off Pokemon in another thread. I don't even know how that's supposed to work.

Banned because I am feeling inspired while grinding my team to level 80+ on my SS copy. I am in the mood for free Mudkip.

Banned because Floatzel is better than Mudkip and its fully evolved form Swampert.