Banned for making the assumption anybody was going to click on a link when they can just take the pragmatic solution to ban you from the comfort of the tab they're already on.

Banned because I was active on the forum games when you joined.

Banned for trying to pull the same tactics my older brother invokes by using age and precedence of presence as a justification for authority. That never works.

Banned for useing college level vocabulary causing me to reread your post multiple times before comprehending what you were saying.

Banned because it's not really college-leveled, but words used less often than you hear.

 

And welcome to this pleasant haven.

banned for doubble posting instead of editing

Banned because I don't see any double posts.

 

Teehee.

Teehee.

 

Banned for adding something to the post that neither helps your post or your argument one bit.

Banned for not realizing how much more mischievous her posting sounds with those said words. You never could comprehend the trickster archetypes. :3

Banned because mod powers have been known to add an almost 30% increase to the amount of mischief per post.

Banned because the number increases to 45% because Star has a blessing from the Trickster Goddess, Eris.

 

And my boost is from Loki himself.

Banned for hacking into a secret computer trying to steal secret government documents.

Banned for intending to buy these documents and ransom them back to the government for a small profit.

Banned because despite the fact your name is Alg I'm actually more algable than you are.

 

Ironic, eh?

Banned for snatching Canada's stereotypical catch phrase.

 

Give it back.

Banned for thinking only Canadians are permitted to say that.

Banned because that wasn't what I was referring to: you took their signature style used as a quick way to define themselves on the Internet. We Americans have our style as presenting ourselves as rather boisterous with a sense of entitlement, with the second being entirely based on region of said country.

 

Of course, I am not sure how to describe your's given the first things that come to mind are volcanoes more unpronounceable than most Eldritch Abominations and a museum dedicated to empowering masculine objects as mentioned in #2 of this Cracked article: http://www.cracked.com/article_18686_the-7-most-horrifying-museums-earth_p2.html

Banned for eating in nine different languages.

 

With 7/9 of those languages (which is 77.78%) being illegal.

Banned because a pack of pigs ran you over. :XD:

 

~D. V. "Now that's a real 'oink'er of a ban!" Devnull

Banned for coming out of left field by banning Blaze for dying in a rather messy and embarrassing manner.

 

I like it! :3

Banned because it could have been worse. :twisted:

 

<*watches Lokie get run over by a pack of yaks*> :blink:

 

Like that. :geek:

 

~D. V. "See what I mean?" Devnull

Banned for burping at a restaurant while the waiter is asking you what you want.

 

Hey, that's rude. :shame:

Banned because not all cultures consider burping a rude gesture. In some Asian countries, it's a courtesy that it was good. By extension, it should be the same for any Asian-themed restaurants.

Banned because it's really problematic when you can't think of what to order at a restaurant. Like, don't you just hate having to go without food because you were all messed up inside? :shock:

 

~D. V. "Been there, done that, don't wanna do it again..." Devnull

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Banned because I don't like you, at all.