Banned for managing to hurt yourself with happiness.

Banned for lacking enough of a sanguine disposition to conspire a gambit of true audacity to fruition.

Banned for lacking enough of a sanguine disposition to conspire a gambit of true audacity to fruition.

 

Let's see, one, two, three....

 

 

SIX?

 

That's way too much.

 

Banned for using far too many words that I don't know the definition of, and I'm not gonna look them up.

Banned for not expanding your mind.

Banned for concurring with me.

 

Browsing through the crisp archives of beige pages in the Dictionary (Oxford is my predilection) is worthwhile experience to supply delicacies for your arsenal of velvet verbose.

Goddamn it you did it again.

 

You gotta stop doing that.

 

I can't ban you twice in a row so-

 

Wait I can.

 

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banished from this quadrant of melody of mirth and folly. You clearly display states of being slightly flustered to immense exasperation by the sudden manifestation of sudden verbosity. It is natural that a exponential shift from bland "trolling" to a rather left-fielded attempt to evoke emotions that equate to more harm than the virulent coating of Venoshock while in a condition of severe toxicity.

Goddamn it, man. Speak plain English, not complicated English.

 

Banned for that.

I feel rather ambivalent about reverting to what you desire. I feel the desire continue my quest to downright fluster you with a verbal bombardment originating from the very tomes that act as your bane. Conjuring exponentially destructive spells from such verbage has shown to be working against your favor.

 

Banned for the futile attempt to disarm my desire to invoke (somewhat) collegiate-level prose across the virtual parchment at your cringe-worthy bewilderment. To eschew the indulging practice of expanding my vocabulary for a sense of euphoria for your comfort isn't my thing. Plus it makes for a nice change in pace of trolling the place because of the educational potential.

 

School's back in session, boys and girls!

Banned for your inability to fluster me with verbal bombardment. Next time use a thesaurus.

Banned because the target was primarily Blaze for my personal amusement.

Banned because 42.

Banned for your inability to fluster me with verbal bombardment. Next time use a thesaurus.

 

That's strange, I don't recall seeing you here before.

 

Damn it, banned because I posted too late.

Banned because CHEEFOO OUT OF NOWHERE

Banned for ignoring the meme potential of "CHEEFOO SURPRISE".

Go ahead and choose your reason, you have two choices:

1. Banned for being a Christmas Scrooge.
   
2. Banned for looking forward to Christmas, I am too.
   

Banned because I never had an option. I always found Christmas to be more of an inconvenience than anything. Plus Scrooge is awesome with his elite accounting skills.

Banned for <message pending>

Banned because of witnessing an excellent Suplex preformed on a deer.

Banned for knowing that.

Banned because they see me trollin', they hatin'... *goes into really terrible rapping*

Banned for failing to use "tl;dr" earlier. :D

 

~D. V. "How to nail someone over text walls..." Devnull

Banned for having Devnull in its name.

Banned because

is fun cool hot awesome. :shades:

 

 

~D. V. "Don't forget to watch in 720p!" Devnull

Banned because the video was a little underwhelming.