Banned because the pie is filled with scorpions.

 

Delicious, whip-cream-topped scorpions.

Banned for making a claim you can't back up.

Banned because I'm the one that baked it.

<*splats BlazeTMF in the face with a Whip-Cream-Topped Chocolate Pie*>

Really? That's the worst you can do? Come on, man. You can do something better than this, I know because I have seen it.

 

Banned for throwing something delicious at my face.

I didn't feel murderous that time... In fact, I felt very anti-murderous... So enjoy the sweet banning. :P

 

 

Banned for making a claim you can't back up.

Banned because I'm the one that baked it.

And what do the Judges say? <*a buzzer sounds*> Apparently, you've given a wrong answer to BlazeTMF! Why? Because I baked the pie, and it has no Scorpions! Now, suffer the consequences! :twisted:

 

<*pulls a lever, and Alg falls into a slimy pit*>

 

Banned because you've just been slimed! And your clothes are now as much a mess as you are! =D>

 

~D. V. "It's Slime-tastic!" Devnull

Banned for pwning Alg, nice.

Banned because I switched the pies while you weren't looking. ...Or at least I thought I did.

 

If anyone sees a pie that is identical to the one DV threw, don't eat it!

Banned because I ate the damned pie!

Awww crap! Banned because you'll die from poisoning now! :(

 

 

~D. V. "Talk about bad luck on the draw..." Devnull

Banned because they weren't poisonous.

Banned because I've never heard of a poisonless scorpion. :notalk:

 

 

~D. V. "Never heard of such a thing." Devnull

Banned because the latest advancements in science have made it possible.

 

By which I mean we surgically remove the poison bits before they make it into your pie.

And did you remove the stingers as well? :geek:

 

 

Banned for not talking about that already! :shame:

 

 

~D. V. "...deciding to nitpick..." Devnull

Banned for posting in this thread.

 

The president of Devnull land doesn't appreciate that at all.

Banned because I would be the president of such a land... How can I not appreciate my own posting? :P

 

~D. V. "That line of thought would be too paradoxical." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: Did I, by chance, snipe you or something?)

(p.s.: Did I, by chance, snipe you or something?)

 

No, you didn't. However I must ban you for asking a question.

Banned because I haven't looked at my morning comics list yet... Pardon me while I go do that. :blink:

 

~D. V. "Eh... Whoops..." Devnull

Banned for reading and posting far too many comics.

 

I approve.

Banned for banning D_V_Devnull and approve of what he does in the same post.

 

If you approve then why the hell are you banning him?

Banned because I'm following the rules. Have to get my lawfulness quota for the month done early.

Banned for helping that Russian smuggling drugs from Russia.

Banned for not reporting this knowledge to the popo.

Banned because it would have been better to tell the KGB, CIA, and FBI ... ? :huh:

 

 

~D. V. "No reason to let it be a mob war, right?" Devnull

Banned because those groups are secret enough.

Everyone knows who the FBI and the CIA are, so obviously they're not secret enough. In fact those two agencies are public as a matter of fact.

 

Banned for that.

Banned because, while we know that they exist, we don't actually know what they're up to.