Banned for giving the cat a bath, which will likely get you killed.

Banned for caring about my life.

 

 

 

[my cat just cries piteously.... she has sharp claws.. and she doesnt use them on me.. till after I've given her a bath... and she's dry.. tehn she'll scratch me... I'm thinking I must be giving off a vibe tat if she scratches or maims me i'll drown her.. which I would never do]

Banned for taking to long to explain why I'm wrong.

 

 

 

[because you put a long explanation in brackets down at the bottom that is very detailed and is thus very long, but still it seems unnecessary to explain this much, because it just seems superfluous]

Banned because it's not superfluous.. it's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Banned for watching Mary Poppins

Banned for claiming I watched Mary Poppins.. I haven't ever watched it... I think.... :ohnoes:

Banned for using a word when you haven't watched the movie in which it was coined.

Banned for attempting to put a limit on people using words unless they watch a movie. :?

Banned for being anti-censorship. Censorship is good because it limits the kind of filthy [cabbage] all you [heads of cabbage] out there want to say.

Banned for having communist views.

Banned because big brother is watching you

 

No one will ever read this... BIG BROTHER IS AWESOME!!!

Banned for trying to creep me out and failing. horribly.

Banned because...

 

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banned for surprising me :twss:

Banned for being suprised at a cute little shark

Banned for thinking sharks are cute

Banned because there are cute and friendly sharks (and I'm not talking about the tiny ones, there's some cute big 'uns too)

 

 

 

ULTRA SUPER DOUBLE MEGA BANNED FOR STEALING THE FIRST POST ON THE 1000TH PAGE!!!

Banned because I detect a small hint of jealousy.

 

 

 

 

 

Just a tiny itty-bitty little hint of jealousy.

Banned for making an understatement. :lol:

Banned for... um.... BANNED!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!!!!!@!111!!!!!21212!@!@!@!@1ROFLWTFLMAOBBQ

Banned for going Psycho on this forum.. specially when you were normal for a few weeks.. leading me to believe you have PMS and are therefore female. 8-)

Banned for doubting the claim that I'm a male, which I most definitely am!

Banned for almost tricking me into asking you to prove it. :?

Banned for making me roll on the floor laughing, hitting my head hard on my bed frame, and go into surgery, which I am writing this on my laptop on my hospital bed.