Jdprs Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Thats what your parents pay her for... whats your favorate kind of pigion? http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenman Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 That one ^ Have you spanked a monkey recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 yup Why would i do such a thing though? http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenman Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Bacon. Is Google good for your health? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Right from the experts: How come i dont live in china? http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenman Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Because you live elsewhere. Why am I posting on this forum so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Cause its fun Whats the pointest vegtable? http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenman Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 What's a pointest? What's a pointest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Pointyest, my bad, most pointy in other words, its a very important question.. because i plan to murder someone and i dont have any knifes or screwdrivers.. wait i mean, umm....i like pointy things, thats why i want to know... so lets try that again: Whats the pointyest vegtable? http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenman Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Pointyest, my bad, most pointy in other words, its a very important question.. because i plan to murder someone and i dont have any knifes or screwdrivers.. wait i mean, umm....i like pointy things, thats why i want to know... so lets try that again: Whats the pointyest vegtable? What's a pointyest? Shouldn't it be "pointiest?" pointÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâ÷y P Pronunciation Key (point) adj. pointÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâ÷iÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâ÷er, pointÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâ÷iÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâ÷est Having an end tapering to a point. (taken from Dictionary.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Yeah thats it, now answer the dang quistion! http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenman Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 woot! I win! Answer to question: A sharpened watermelon shell. Why is my 2-year-old brother crying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 woot! I win! Answer to question: A sharpened watermelon shell. Why is my 2-year-old brother crying? Cause you put him in the microwave, thats just not cool Why is my 26 year old borther crying? http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenman Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Ehh, I'm going on some other forums for a while, next person can answer your question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oy_the_Great Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Because he tried to reach the moon by climbing a tree, unfortunately the tree wasn't tall enough. What is the root of all evil? Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdprs Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Because he tried to reach the moon by climbing a tree, unfortunately the tree wasn't tall enough. What is the root of all evil? Money, or for fat people, cake is the root of all evil(cake is that root of everything to fat people) Why is cake so great? http://jdpr.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_k0m0d0_ Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Because he tried to reach the moon by climbing a tree, unfortunately the tree wasn't tall enough. What is the root of all evil? Money, or for fat people, cake is the root of all evil(cake is that root of everything to fat people) Why is cake so great? Because is made out of radioactive mud whit your spacial flavor... Why I am posting here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenman Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Because you are under my control. "You will now give me a party hat set and like it!" Why is there a "Screensavers.com" banner ad above "Post a reply" that says "Help Spongebob Catch the Jellyfish"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilkn1ght14 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Because Jenny Craig says so Why are there diet ads on tip.it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabPeople999 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 because lots of fat people play the game!! what is red, and blue, and green, and yellow, and orange, and purple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverchipmunk Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Your face. What is my name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
random472 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Chuck Norris Who invented water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner179 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 guthix...the only god who gives and takes at the same time... if you had a chance to get a roundhouse kick to the face from chuck norris...would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mty4000 Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Yes, because I'll be traveling faster than the speed of light, going back in time and owning chuck norris. Can chuck norris fly faster than superman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_k0m0d0_ Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 because lots of fat people play the game!! what is red, and blue, and green, and yellow, and orange, and purple? You dead in a field with tennies balls, with some snails and toxic mushrooms! Why Tip.it is .it, but isnt in italian? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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