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Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer

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That one ^

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have you spanked a monkey recently?

Bacon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is Google good for your health?

Because you live elsewhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why am I posting on this forum so much?

What's a pointest?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's a pointest?

Pointyest, my bad, most pointy in other words, its a very important question.. because i plan to murder someone and i dont have any knifes or screwdrivers.. wait i mean, umm....i like pointy things, thats why i want to know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so lets try that again:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whats the pointyest vegtable?

Pointyest, my bad, most pointy in other words, its a very important question.. because i plan to murder someone and i dont have any knifes or screwdrivers.. wait i mean, umm....i like pointy things, thats why i want to know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

so lets try that again:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whats the pointyest vegtable?

 

 

 

What's a pointyest?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shouldn't it be "pointiest?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

point̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâ÷y P Pronunciation Key (point)

 

 

 

adj. point̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâ÷i̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâ÷er, point̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâ÷i̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâ÷est

 

 

 

Having an end tapering to a point.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(taken from Dictionary.com)

woot! I win!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer to question: A sharpened watermelon shell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is my 2-year-old brother crying?

woot! I win!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer to question: A sharpened watermelon shell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is my 2-year-old brother crying?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cause you put him in the microwave, thats just not cool

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is my 26 year old borther crying?

Ehh, I'm going on some other forums for a while, next person can answer your question.

Because he tried to reach the moon by climbing a tree, unfortunately the tree wasn't tall enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is the root of all evil?

Bill Hicks[/url]":dhj2kan9]Since the one thing we can say about fundamental matter is, that it is vibrating. And since all vibrations are theoretically sound, then it is not unreasonable to suggest that the universe is music and should be perceived as such.

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Because he tried to reach the moon by climbing a tree, unfortunately the tree wasn't tall enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is the root of all evil?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Money, or for fat people, cake is the root of all evil(cake is that root of everything to fat people)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is cake so great?

 

Because he tried to reach the moon by climbing a tree, unfortunately the tree wasn't tall enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is the root of all evil?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Money, or for fat people, cake is the root of all evil(cake is that root of everything to fat people)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is cake so great?

 

 

 

Because is made out of radioactive mud whit your spacial flavor...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why I am posting here?

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Because you are under my control. "You will now give me a party hat set and like it!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is there a "Screensavers.com" banner ad above "Post a reply" that says "Help Spongebob Catch the Jellyfish"?

Because Jenny Craig says so

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why are there diet ads on tip.it

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because lots of fat people play the game!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what is red, and blue, and green, and yellow, and orange, and purple?

Your face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What is my name?

Chuck Norris

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who invented water?

guthix...the only god who gives and takes at the same time...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you had a chance to get a roundhouse kick to the face from chuck norris...would you?

Yes, because I'll be traveling faster than the speed of light, going back in time and owning chuck norris.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can chuck norris fly faster than superman?

because lots of fat people play the game!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what is red, and blue, and green, and yellow, and orange, and purple?

 

 

 

You dead in a field with tennies balls, with some snails and toxic mushrooms!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why Tip.it is .it, but isnt in italian? :lol:

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