I saw this game at another board. This is how it works. The first poster will state some type of undeniably flase fact or cliche, and the next person will prove it right. Please don't post any opinion-based statements (for example statements that say something rules or sucks).

 

 

 

Example:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poster 1: The sky isn't blue

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poster 2: It is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll start off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dog isn't man's best friend.

You are right. Cats are much better to have as pets.

 

Cell phones cause brain tumors!

They do when used in areas with high amounts of radiation.

 

Dead people are alive.

Yeah, zombies are.

 

Wait a minute. Wait just a goddamn minute. How is this thread different from this thread? Just because you change the title a little bit doesn't make it a different thread.

 

I will admit that my you're fired game was inspired by the you're banned game. But at least we know you're supposed to fire someone from somewhere and not just point out something stupid or have no good reason to ban someone. Please tell me the difference besides the title.

 

So here is my statement:

 

This thread is a total ripoff of the thread I made.

Yeah, I got the idea from your thread.

 

It's the opposite, though, so it's a different game.

 

Wearing a watch causes you to vomit.

If the watch is spinning, yes.

 

It's the opposite, though, so it's a different game.

 

How is it the opposite? It looks like the same game to me. Please explain.

 

Abc1230 will explain to me in great details.

Abc1230 will explain to you in detail, because he already did.

 

This is the best thread in Forum Games.

It's pissing Blaze off, therefore it's the best.

 

Yogurt is made out of beef.

If you put it in a blender long enough, beef will be yogurt

 

Water is pink

Pink lemonade is pink and it's mostly water, I guess.

 

Fast things are slow.

Yes, in your perspective. Your eyes are severely outdated and cannot perceive things. In a way, you're right and it applies only to you.

 

Your eyes are broken.

They are significantly below average, so yeah.

 

Forks are spoons.

They are closely related to each other....

 

MTV making Beavis and Butthead episodes once more is just as bad as using Jersey Shore and Skins to sell out.

If you believe it, it's true in your mind.

 

If you are completely naked and you jump off a building, you can fly.

The term flying is subjective. What is a terrifying and uncontrolled plummet to you could be considered flying to others.

 

My Little Pony is an excellent, deep, and thought provoking cartoon.

Yeah, if you are an idiot.

 

Abraham Lincoln is alive and well in the state of New York.

You're right, and so are a few others who have the same name.

 

Doctor Who is a fantastic, yet underrated, piece of brilliant science fiction.

You are right, its the best sci fi series since the star wars prequels.

 

South Park is a good family show

This is getting boring. Seriously stop making opinion-like statements it ruins the fun.

 

My older thread of this same things deserves to be locked.

You are right. It has lost interest and opening a new thread will generate more posts.

 

Dogs are evil.

Evil = lack of emotions

 

I am straight.

You are right, your body is a straight line for the most part.

 

Lots of rain falls in the saharan desert

Magic invisible rain does.

 

You can live for several days without your head.

Your body will be teeming with life in such a case - bacteria and whatnot.

 

No one ever gets spam emails

You are right, with the right email provider you will never get spam emails because they are blocked.

 

Thumbs do not exist.