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Odyssey to Alcor VII

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Build a shelter. IF the sun is setting down, drink piss.

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I could probably get away with doing most of these.

 

You start walking across the coastline, its a large flat coastline with what appears to be a massive jungle encompassing everything. You decide that the best course of action is to get pick up a leaf to cover your exposed hand. You attempt to make a shelter but realise you don't know what materials to use and that it would probably be a waste of time due to wearing a spacesuit.

 

 

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http://d21c.com/Boca434/WAVS/Jungle-02.mp3

 

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Look for anything you could use as a weapon. Then proceed into the jungle.

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You spot a hut. You also collect three stones, one pointy stick.

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Collect more wood.

Pack the hut with wood.

Use stones to start a fire.

Set fire to hut.

Wait three days.

Put fire out.

Recover charcoal.

Collect Stones.

Build Forge.

Collect Iron.

Forge a Sword.

Get a small bussiness loan from the Government of Alcor Seven.

Embezzle the money.

Retire in space suit.

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Alternatively:

Take up position behind a rock, outside of the hut and throw stones until whoever is inside comes out.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

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Sorry for late update.

 

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Naked men in thongs, who knew?!?

 

Cautiously approach them in a non-threatening manner but with a tight grip on your weapon in case they attack.

 

Anyone feel free to disagree and choose a different path of action.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

Try to communicate, they may be friendly. If they aren't, run like hell.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]

Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

[/hide]

Blow them to pieces and see if there is anything of use in the huts.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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My drawing software isn't working very well, I'll just explain what happens.

 

You attempt to communicate but they start hitting you with their fists.

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Attempt to block their fists and keep my distance. It might just be poor communication or they're that dim-witted.

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Fight back.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]

Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

[/hide]

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You rip his head off with your claw. you hear silent whisperings of vengance from the jungle.

 

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Go into the hut and attempt to salvage any items.

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☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢

Light the jungle on fire.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

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You find:

 

Club

TNT *2

Crying baby

 

 

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Take the tnt and club. Cruel as it is, leave the baby behind.

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You disgard Severed Head to make room for TNT

 

 

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For the reason that it will turn out to be the chosen one, then don't keep the baby alive.

Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county!

 

Former moderator of the original Dungeoneering

Former moderator of Ye Olde Hegemony

Moderator of the remake of Dungeoneering

Former Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)

Former President of the United States (Hegemony)

Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)

Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony

 

 

The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile.

Mark its forehead, since it will survive if it is the 'chosen one' regardless of what you do, then we will know if it was the chosen one right at the end of the story.

 

Also it will be harder for them to disguise themselves.

Well I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.

When did you get a claw? Also, fleeeeeeeee.

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Youtube account: Earthgragonsage; currently uploading not an effing thing.

[hide=Memorable Crossroads Quotes.]

Reigan: NO MOOSE CAN SAVE US NOW; ...Had that been taken out of context, it would have been comical... Right now, it's terrifying.

[/hide]

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