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One time I was driving and talking on my cell phone and I pulled out in front of someone and they hit me, and the accident was my fault for being stupid.

 

TNPW use a rule from page 1.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

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The next poster must explain how pointless this thread is.

Very pointless, seeing as sometimes we don't post a rule, or sometimes invoke the 24-hour rule.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

Page 20, Post 10.

 

Including the waiting period as required, 5 times (at least).

 

TNPW explain why you shouldn't kill your party members in a game for petty RL reasons, even if its hilarious to backstab.

Because everyone will die and your GM will probably throw his toupée on the floor.

 

TNPW post a funny tabletop RPG story.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

The hardest part will be just picking one story. There was the time where we accidentally destroyed a continent, which resulted in:

1: Us turning everything around the largest city in the world into a wasteland that is openly hostile to life (much like Barstow, California).

2: The creation of a sword that's basically a more evil Soul Edge, which the party's survivors dedicating their lives to guarding as a means of atonement. (The GM says we can't have it)

3: The big bad personally appearing just so he could ask us what the hell we just did

4: A lich taking up drinking, and becoming lawful neutral

5: The responsible party member getting soul trapped and the gem being used to decorate the throne of the king of hell

6: Redefining the alignment chart to add a new tier that's more evil than evil (named after the character in 5)

7: Complete, irrevocable derailment of the plot and setting, and everything we've done since then has contributed to the downward spiral of the world.

 

It's funny in the sense that we've screwed up in such a way as to approach 2 full Hendersons, if we didn't exceed it.

 

TNPW post their desktop

[spoiler=Big image. I blame ALG for talking me into doing this, BTW]

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TNPW also post their desktop

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TNPW use this to pick both a page and a post, and then use that rule.

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TNPW use a very large font size.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

TNPW outline how they would propose

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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I would ask, "will you marry me?"

 

TNPW give me a dessert recipe to try.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

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Made the brownie part (not the frosting) last night while waiting for someone to post some dessert. Suppose you should try it as well. Turned out delicious.

 

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Scrumptious-Frosted-Fudgy-Brownies/Detail.aspx?event8=1&prop24=SR_Title&e11=brownie&e8=Quick%20Search&event10=1&e7=Recipe%20Hub&soid=sr_results_p2i12

 

TNPW include an emoticon.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

Seems like a good idea :) Sadly, I don't have an oven here.

 

TNPW include two opposing emoticons.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

You don't have an oven? :(

 

I guess that means you can't bake people in it. :)

 

Tnpw say something that society would den unacceptable.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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What's the difference between 9 [roosters] and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.

 

TNPW include a joke.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

[hide]Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?

 

 

 

Neither did she.

 

 

 

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How many dead babies does it take to cover the roof?

 

 

 

Depends how thin you slice them.

 

 

 

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How do you put a baby in a blender?

 

 

 

Feet First! How do you take it out?

 

 

 

Tostito chips!

 

 

 

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What's the difference between a wheelbarrow full of dead babies and a wheelbarrow full of bowling balls?

 

 

 

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

 

 

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

 

 

 

One can be smashed with a hammer and is full of tasty red stuff, and the other is just a watermelon.

 

 

 

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

 

 

 

You take your cleats off before you jump on a trampoline.

 

 

 

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What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?

 

 

 

You can't gargle gravel.

 

 

 

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What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?

 

 

 

Stopping it with a shovel.

 

 

 

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

 

 

 

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

 

 

 

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

 

 

 

It was chained to a bumper

 

 

 

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What's grosser than gross?

 

A garbage can full of dead babies.

 

 

 

What's grosser than that?

 

The one at the bottom is still alive.

 

 

 

What's grosser than that?

 

He has to eat his way to freedom.

 

 

 

What's grosser than that?

 

He goes back for more.[/hide]

 

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That's all for now...

 

TNPW do something inappropriate.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

http://xkcd.com/1350/

 

This was fun.

 

TNPW post a Pokemon they'd like to own irl.

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Abra. Because it is boss.

 

TNPW random a wiki and post the results.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

K.

 

TNPW try to get a song stuck in my head.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Make a little birdhouse in your soul.

 

TNPW do whatever.

99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me!

 

♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thought
Have some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪

♪♪ And I'm not done
And I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪

Back from a holiday.

 

TNPW describe their last holiday.

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In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers.

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