Tui Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 5/16 sneakerpeepers in my house. i could've sworn i had atleast 7, I think it's a conspiracy. I asked the person beside me if he was a chameleon but he did not respond. I am considering raising my baby monkey before the sneakerpeepers are completed, i will keep you posted. it is white and blue. about 2 years ago I spent 20 minutes running around karamja to find that specific monkey, it was an endeavor that shall not be forgot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 when I went to my house to check how many shoes I had I cabbage ported back and was assaulted by losing gnomes. I then proceeded to trick them into giving me useless equipment. I'm not sure whether I came out ahead or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bxpprod Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Wat [bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 I discovered some very angry furnaces. I would draw on them but there isn't really a need, please take extreme caution if you are in the area. They barf enraged tz-haar. Or if the opposite all the more reason to be afraid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyNooblet Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 before when I tried to use my hex in my citadel dungeon (anyone cool has tried this if you haven't you are uncool) it would not fire the rune arrows, which is disappointing. it also would not fire the broad arrows of which i have a many, so i finally started using iron arrows with it, but I kill the imp near the ivy sometimes and it does not die to my hex easily, I do not believe it gets magic bonus. I prefer the spec of the dragon hatchet but I miss my hex, so it is an endless enigma. i am going to add a special attack restore glowy in the dg so I can do endless pirouettes unless i die of dizziness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aten Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 wat the actual [bleep] Follow my road to 5.6/Gold Reaper/True Trim - DAT BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 does anyone else constantly obstruct their field of vision when it doesn't matter? like, maybe I am a spy watching or a tui (bird) or just kinda creepy. i would go with special ops secret dragon spy, but anyway, it's not even like I do this when on the verge of madness, just all the time if it is possible and i am not dging for reals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bxpprod Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 7 [bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mehu Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Back to dg asap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Eh... In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aten Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 i sprinkle donut even Follow my road to 5.6/Gold Reaper/True Trim - DAT BLOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 i sprinkle donut evenclose but its just supposed to be donut (which sounds like do not in australian i guess) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 u missed da joke In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 no i got it but he couldve at least used an adverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaida23 Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 I think living in Toronto has started to seep into your brainpan. :wacko: Still, it's amusing as heck to read about, so keep up the good work! :thumbsup: Check out my blog to read the Adventures of a Big Damn (F2P) Hero. THE place for all free players to connect, hang out and talk about how awesome it is to be F2P. So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 11, 2012 Author Share Posted November 11, 2012 I found some belladonna, someone must've planted it to poison me. unfortunately for them they did not forsee my invincibility. regardless I will catch the perpetrator and perpetually tractor them. that is probably the feeblest poison I have tasted. then again I did spend 8 years in australia building up an immunity to poison so I could outwit impeccably.I often spend time standing in the goo in harlak's lair to see how high I can be hit. it's reverse dharoking, i would tell you about dharoking and other poisons of the soul but that is for another day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bxpprod Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 no i got it but he couldve at least used an adverb It's clearly I chocolate donut even [bleep] OFF HOW ARE U SO [bleep]ING LUCKY U PIECE OF [bleep]ING SHIT [bleep] [bleep] [wagon] MUNCHER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 I continued my explorations into draynor manor estate to find my murderous stalker. There were some evil turnip and a skull from draynor himself, but I was unfazed. After all, I have 2 thrones in my house made out of skulls and crossbones of my enemies, even some of my own bones for good measure, but I digress. I reached the gallows and immediately fled, I knew this a trap, for many a claim that I am a witch have arisen. I have decided this is now an interactive novel. If you like interactive novels, go to page 43. If you dislike them, go to page 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwasha Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Do you have any plans to go back? Will the stalker get what's coming to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 You begrudingly accepted my demand, even though you disliked it. Since you betrayed your ethics, you have died from a meteorite as penance. Game over. Start over at page 1, or ragequit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 You live out the rest of your days alone as a beached whale provided life support by health care but in unending agony. Game over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 Ok I expedited some money in order to hire minions, and I am up to 7 stalker pets, progress is going well. Next I need resources.. If you made it to this post you cheated. Cheaters are the real winners, so I salute you. On my quest for resources once again there was a deadly trap awaiting me. I laugh at the face of death. But my quest for coal-tar and sulphur proved futile when my compatriots informed me I must pilot a furnace, and as we saw earlier, furnaces are a deadly enemy of mine. I will need to find a new way to blow shit up. 6 bunnies were murdered during these events. Rest in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
().-. Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Pfft. Speights is better. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tui Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 In case you did not notice I am 99 agilitineering, I completed the bar crawl about a 6 trillion miles agos. Man, I can't believe jagex nerfed frem kegs. They were basically optional ;_;sad thing is I still give the alcohol-free frem kegs out at parties :/// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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