One day, I am going to come to NZ and rape you, with a spoon, two pringles and a cup of tea.

Why would you do that, when you could sell your body for sex?

 

...Would that technically count as RWT, I wonder...

 

As you can tell from that anecdote, my social life at the moment means I have the most incredible Friday nights.

 

[hide=To overeager Jagex employees]I'm joking, get a sense of humour[/hide]

Come pls, and lets get drunk nz style. Drinking wine straight from the box.

tramp/10 mish.

They'd probaby spin it so that it became rwt, ignoring your yelps for help.

 

97 farm today, cba to find picture so here I made some ascii

 

97 FARMING @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

 

Hilarious hour spent at CWars for w119 event with PvmDG clan as well in conjunction with TBar. Turns out Meamz is the worst flag runner ever, even in ports gear.

Is it really surprising when Meam is bad at something?

 

I mean, it's Meam after all.

On a scale of 1 to meam, how bad are you

he's meam^^meam bad.

Meam honestly is the worst Rs player ever.

 

Dull day-

 

85 Graar kills today: Tetsu #1 for tanking BGwd.

Graar gave me an effigy (more below)

Minion gave me

 

Effigy resulted in

 

1 more for all Ports adventurers. Bit late there...

tansybear

tansypoo

tansypoo

What's with all this nickname bollocks?

[bleep] you all. No nicknames.

Basically I am going to hell:

 

 

Went Sara for 2h:

 

+ an effigy

 

Last stage was 97 agil, so I got this and boosted +10 at citadel

 

Then a glorious two hours dry at Nex. Hilarity ensued when Meam died 3 times and Cake/Meam played chicken with all of Nex's deadliest attacks.

 

 

Got bored:

Lets play guess that skype person

it was mojo

Nope, guess again

Just under two hours of SGwd tonight, ~250 kc. Got [bleep] all other than Shard 2 off a minion >.<

Might try smash out 1000kc in one trip on saturday, depends how busy I am with work.

Also failed the first plate voyage ive had in weeks. Never going to finish Tetsu at this rate.

[bleep] everything and everyone.

[Mandatory update post.]

Got a Sara Sword at SGWD today. [bleep] life etc.

[/mandatory update post]

stalked out your fb

Lets compare SGWD setups.

How exactly does one shower in the basement of a glass house?

stalked out your fb

 

Can I conVince you to not do that?

 

How exactly does one shower in the basement of a glass house?

 

open the roof windows and wait for the rain.

 

Lets compare SGWD setups.

 

Can stay there indefinitely, prayer is hardly an issue and I can easily shred Zily without being ovl'd. Easily out dps people in Virtus, although I'm yet to come up against anyone dual wielding with wand & book - only staves.

Vampyrism Scrimshaw, just because I have one made. It's complete overkill. Use RoW just for the hope of getting a decent drop. 4 Sara Swords and 1 Murmur makes me think it doesn't work.

You know that's a pro setup when you look at the ring slot.

i don't really feel that any of the Crit % boosting rings really make that much of a difference - it's not like I struggle without them.

 

Sellign current loot tab because I fancy starting another, and it's become diluted with PvM drops etc

 

Seeds: Avantoe, Snap, Lant, Dwarf

Herbs: Avant, Snap, Lant, Dwarf, Torstol

Logs: Maple, Yew, Magic

 

Sold it all for: more than I'd expected tbh.

 

Some of the stuff I've farmed since ~level 83 (Fellstalk from later obviously)

 

 

Probably going to sell all of this once I hit 99 - sitting at 550k to 98 atm, averaging ~100k exp/day. So basically 6 days for 98, then 12 or so days to 99. Hopefully exp rates will pick up next week: no school for 3 weeks, so along with exam revision beginning I'll be able to do more farm runs. Whoopdedoo.