I was fishing in the fishing guild and the sandwich lady popped up and she said choose a bread roll. But I didn't know what a bread roll was, so I chose anything that looked like bread and I chose the baguette (it looked bread roll-ish to me and she teleported me out then RS crashed and then I started RS up again hoping I wasn't in the wildy (I had my santa hat on as well so kinda freaking out). Then I realised I was on the outskirts of Ardounge. Phew! But sandwich lady is still stupid, it could at least say what the objects are!

Here's your homework assignment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For All of You Stuck on Sandwich Lady

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That hag teleported me all the way from the Dust Devils to North Ardougne because I didn't know what a Baguette was once.

I saw a guy (prob an autoer) who got hit by the lady and died :lol:

You don't die to a Sandwich lady!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a (harmless?) whack with a baguette, and a free teleport, though often to somewhere you wouldn't want to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got sent to the Ice Mountain (I'm F2P)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looking at the available teleports, that is the destination of "Lassar Teleport" in Ancient Magiks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now if I guess right, and the destination could be ANY available within your world, even if the spell would not be available, then I hope they don't include the 4 wilderness destinations!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other people seem to have had F2P city teleports (Lumby, Flador or Varrock), and Ardoygne is a P2P teleport destination.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty sure she can only teleport you to somewhere that is already a teleport destination - probably uses the existing teleport code.

I doubt that she can tele you to wildy ;)

yeah that old hag messed up my RS. i had to restart it. so I did, and when I did, I had to wait because I supposedly switched maps which sucks cuz I never did. anways thats a glitch for me.

Sandwich lady DOES NOT teleport ANYONE to the wilderness. This has been confirmed by a Jagex moderator in RuneScape official forums.

I hope I don't get that angry housewife.

i had a sandwich lady

 

 

 

it teleported me 2 ice mountain :evil:

So far:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Ice Mountain

 

 

 

2. Falador (south entrance) - blows away my "teleport destination" theory, since I can't find any existing tele to there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wonder if we can catalog all the possible destinations?

ok, i have gotten a chocolate bar off that lady....i hate her so much. and the stuff that appears is freaky, the bagette of something is the roll? i cannot remember seeing a bagutte...oh forget it....i need a rest.