Stupid sandwich lady

[Umega]

I was fishing in the fishing guild and the sandwich lady popped up and she said choose a bread roll. But I didn't know what a bread roll was, so I chose anything that looked like bread and I chose the baguette (it looked bread roll-ish to me and she teleported me out then RS crashed and then I started RS up again hoping I wasn't in the wildy (I had my santa hat on as well so kinda freaking out). Then I realised I was on the outskirts of Ardounge. Phew! But sandwich lady is still stupid, it could at least say what the objects are!

[McGuff1]

Here's your homework assignment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For All of You Stuck on Sandwich Lady

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That hag teleported me all the way from the Dust Devils to North Ardougne because I didn't know what a Baguette was once.

[willyhenriksen]

I saw a guy (prob an autoer) who got hit by the lady and died :lol:

[Doomster]

You don't die to a Sandwich lady!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get a (harmless?) whack with a baguette, and a free teleport, though often to somewhere you wouldn't want to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got sent to the Ice Mountain (I'm F2P)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looking at the available teleports, that is the destination of "Lassar Teleport" in Ancient Magiks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now if I guess right, and the destination could be ANY available within your world, even if the spell would not be available, then I hope they don't include the 4 wilderness destinations!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other people seem to have had F2P city teleports (Lumby, Flador or Varrock), and Ardoygne is a P2P teleport destination.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty sure she can only teleport you to somewhere that is already a teleport destination - probably uses the existing teleport code.

[tetrak]

I doubt that she can tele you to wildy ;)

[tito815]

yeah that old hag messed up my RS. i had to restart it. so I did, and when I did, I had to wait because I supposedly switched maps which sucks cuz I never did. anways thats a glitch for me.

[Aarbiter]

Sandwich lady DOES NOT teleport ANYONE to the wilderness. This has been confirmed by a Jagex moderator in RuneScape official forums.

[razzzzzza]

I hope I don't get that angry housewife.

[softwarewiz]

i had a sandwich lady

 

 

 

it teleported me 2 ice mountain :evil:

[Doomster]

So far:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Ice Mountain

 

 

 

2. Falador (south entrance) - blows away my "teleport destination" theory, since I can't find any existing tele to there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wonder if we can catalog all the possible destinations?

[Fabricant]

ok, i have gotten a chocolate bar off that lady....i hate her so much. and the stuff that appears is freaky, the bagette of something is the roll? i cannot remember seeing a bagutte...oh forget it....i need a rest.