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Consider yourself an avid bonfirer? Does a day of adding logs to a fire seem routine?

 

Well, you might have what it takes to join the bonfiring club

 

Succesful applicants must bonfire at least 15 million firemaking experience in the first month upon applying. 

 

Application form:

 

1. What is your favorite skill and why is it firemaking?

 

2. What is your goal for firemaking? Double-99? 120? 200m?

 

3. What is your firemaking experience, and how much of it is from bonfiring?

 

4. Are you able to use logs lower than elder logs?

 

5. The bonfiring club allows a safe environment for avid bonfirers to discuss amongst one another. Are you okay with providing other members with discussions and/or recommendations for what to watch/do whilst bonfiring?

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It seems you're recruiting for a clan?  Or more of just a group type thing?  In either case a different forum would probably be more suitable.  Let me know which and I would be happy to move it for you :).


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Why is an EE member advocating bonfiring?  :D

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*waits for obligatory "not in my ot" gif*

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I laughed really hard at the first application question. That was really good.


My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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1. My favorite skill is corrupting the youth of my village through the powers of voodoo and enchantments. It is firemaking because it encourages the villagers to put me up in flames.

 

2. My goal is to bring as many others with me as I can. I'm filling my underwear with gunpowder right now.

 

3. Low, but I one danced nude for a demon summoning. We were burning a huge cross, it was a bonfire.

 

4. Yes. In fact, I specialize in the young, not the elderly.

 

5. Yes. In fact, I'll offer a suggestion prematurely: for some true evil, with sexual deviancy and everything, watch Orange is the New Black.

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My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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i'm glad somebody finally made a bonfire club, i can't wait to discuss the economic and sociopolitical symbolism behind knife party's "bonfire"

 

(Nasty let it down)

(Will never let it on)

Do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down

Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity

Let me take tha matches down you'll will never let it on

Bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

 

No do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down

Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity

Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on

Bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

 

Bo bo bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

 

Do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down

Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity

Let me take tha matches down you'll will never let it on

No do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down

The sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity

Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

 

Do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down

Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity

Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on

No do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down

Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity

Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on

Bo bo bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

 

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

 

Do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down

Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity

Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on

No do not burn girl I'll be nasty let it down

Meh sweat drops, from the dark me love me sanity

Let me take tha matches off you'll will never let it on

Hey bo bo bo bo bon bonfire

 

personally i'm leaning towards it being about some kind of hypothetical marxist revolution??

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I wouldn't say avid but I did drop my marshmallows in many a bonfire. Anyone else do that and want to jump in after it?

 

Also moved you to a more appropriate section of the forums.


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[2:21:46 PM] Baldvin | Leik: these comp reqs are so bad

[2:22:36 PM] Arceus Dark: Time to get...req'd?

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I wouldn't say avid but I did drop my marshmallows in many a bonfire. Anyone else do that and want to jump in after it?

 

Also moved you to a more appropriate section of the forums.

tbh I don't even like roasted marshmallows

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I wouldn't say avid but I did drop my marshmallows in many a bonfire. Anyone else do that and want to jump in after it?

 

Also moved you to a more appropriate section of the forums.

tbh I don't even like roasted marshmallows

Only on smores. Marshmallows anyway else make me sick


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[2:21:46 PM] Baldvin | Leik: these comp reqs are so bad

[2:22:36 PM] Arceus Dark: Time to get...req'd?

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Idk that doesn't even help. I'd rather just eat the chocolate and feed the graham crackers to a dog or something.

 

I just feel bad, though. It's like I'm living a lie. I represent myself with this picture of Clam eating a marshmallow and I don't even like them :/

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Idk that doesn't even help. I'd rather just eat the chocolate and feed the graham crackers to a dog or something.

 

I just feel bad, though. It's like I'm living a lie. I represent myself with this picture of Clam eating a marshmallow and I don't even like them :/

:O Lies!

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