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How to noob Barrows

 

 

 

Introduction

 

For the people who are bored to do barrows the normal way, I̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve a better way to do barrows.

 

 

 

Equipment

 

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oops, took picture while standing face to a fencing.

 

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here, just wearing monk robes and a staff of air (normal staff! mystic or battle staff is too good).

 

Inventory

 

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DONT TAKE ANY FOOD OR PRAYER POTIONS BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢S FOR NOOBS

 

 

 

 

 

1 Go to a tip site and look what to do̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ you must kill Dharok first.

 

2 Because you like to act like a giant noob go to the north-western hill and dig.

 

3 Search the tomb, realize that Verac stand before you and think̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ Hey! Jagex changed the great ax!

 

4 Kill Verac and leave barrows

 

5 Go to the nature altar and pray because you are out of prayer. Put rapid restore on and restore all your HP. Pray at the altar again and go back to barrows.

 

 

 

1 A friend just told you that you killed Verac instead of Dharok.

 

2 Go again to Verac̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s tomb and make your apologizes.

 

3 Go upstairs and go to the north-eastern hill.

 

4 Search the tomb and Dharok appears before you.

 

5 Because you are so happy you forget to put your pray on and you get hit by 3̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ now you are really afraid̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ Never you have been hit before by a npc while you had prayer on.

 

6 Kill Dharok

 

7 Go to the nature altar and pray because you are out of prayer. Put rapid restore on and restore all your HP. Pray at the altar again and go back to barrows.

 

 

 

1 Now you want to fight Torag̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ because he has a cool name.

 

2 Go to the southern hill and dig

 

3 Search the tomb and fight ?!Karil?!̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ when you are almost dead teleport to Varrock.

 

4 Now go to the bank eat something and get your stuff.

 

5 Go back to Barrows.

 

6 Realize you forgot your spade and teleport back.

 

7 Go again to Barows.

 

8 Because Torag wasn̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t very friendly go to the middle hill and dig, search the tomb and see that there is a tunnel.

 

9 Go back up the stairs because you are to afraid to go down.

 

10 Go to the south-western hill and dig, search the tomb and you stand face-to-face with Torag.

 

11 Now you are so confused that Torag is dead before you realize that you must fight.

 

12 Go to the nature altar pray and that [cabbage] what I told 3 times before.

 

 

 

1 Go to the south-eastern hill, dig and search the tomb. Because you̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re to stupid to use a save spot Guthan heals the whole time and you run out of prayer.

 

2 Do the rabbit-hop emote and keep maging till you̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re dead.

 

3 Because you did Recruitment drive you̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re now in Falador.

 

4 Ask 3 people: Is this Falador?

 

5 Teleport to Varrock.

 

6 Because you collect monk robes put a new set on and buy chaos and fire runes.

 

7 Fish some lobsters and take them with you because you want to trow them at Guthan.

 

8 Fight Guthan and be confused because when you click on the lobster there appears on the screen: The lobster eats you, it heals some health.

 

9 Be reliefed because Guthan is dead.

 

 

 

1 Because you think you are a smart-[wagon] teleport to Varrock and take your adamant scimitar and your steel plate from the bank.

 

2 Walk back to barrows and teleport back to Varrock because you forgot your spade again.

 

3 Go back to barrows and fight Karil.

 

4 Think: huh?! Isn̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t this Torag?!

 

5 Now you still have some lobsters (remember the lobsters are poisoned because they ate you).

 

6 Feed the lobsters to Karil(/Torag -.-) and he̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll die. Teleport to Varrock

 

 

 

1 Take your blue d̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢hide, magic short, some prayer pots and the 6 rune (p) arrows (that you got from the ground) from the bank and go in the tunnel by barrows.

 

2 Wander around and meet Ahrim.

 

3 Shoot you 6 arrows, pick them up, shoot, pick, shoot, pick, shoot, pick, shoot, pick.

 

4 Darn, now you are out of arrows̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ run and watch Ahrim dieing from the poison.

 

5 Do the rabbit-hop emote and go to the chest.

 

6 Open the chest and teleport away

 

7 In Varrock you realize you forgot to search the chest so go back and search the chest.

 

 

 

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST NOOBED BARROWS!!!

 

 

 

PS: don̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t forget to be disappointed that you only got 256 Chaos runes.

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How is this noobish? This is how I do runs almost to a tee. I prefer to trade a glory for a spade everytime I forget, though.

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well i had prrtty good laught :)

 

 

 

thanks for guide

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lmao im gonna try that

we have all done this before

one time i woke up sleeping under my bed with a jello and a spoon lol :ohnoes:

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Well... Thanks for positive replies :lol:

 

 

 

PS: Everyone, do the BUNNYHOP!!!

 

 

 

Duh! The bunnyhop rocks everyones socks! :lol:

 

 

 

Bunnyhop owns u all! :lol:

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