ironori Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I thought I might collect some odd stories. I'm not sure if my judgment of this one's impaired since I had a chocolate muffin on top of a cup of coffee and am thus on an all-time caffeine high. Anyhow, I never knew until today that someone who reviews fanfics on FF.N calls himself the Grammar Nazi. Well, gotta get through the rest of the emails that I collected when I was offline. "People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandaman115 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 My friend got all mad at me on runescape, since he died while talking to me, blamed me, went home from his friends house, got HIT BY A CAR, was in the hospital, got stiches, and was back on runescape in LESS THEN A HOUR. [Admin Edit: No naming names in a negative light] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzztif Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 That's dedication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 My friend got all mad at me on runescape, since he died while talking to me, blamed me, went home from his friends house, got HIT BY A CAR, was in the hospital, got stiches, and was back on runescape in LESS THEN A HOUR. Wow. This reminds me of a similar (but not as bad) story. I have a friend who is about... 6 foot 3 inches tall. He's a pretty big guy. He's not OMG MORBIDLY OBESE, but he's not a skinny guy either. One day, he got scammed 80k on Runescape and he went crazy. He repeatedly punched his monitor, then he stood up from the computer chair and started punching the air, screaming. He ended up punching out the lightbulb in his light fixture on the cieling, and cutting up his hand. Then, he sat back down and rammed his head into his monitor, knocking himself out. I witnessed the whole thing... When he woke up, he logged back into Runescape, and I ended up giving him 80k just so he would shut up about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ss_J9_Goten Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I almost fell off my chair laughing :lol: I beat my bro in bomberman once and he started smashing his leg against the ground (cause he was sitting down and couldn't be botherd to get up). Little did he know theres was a smashed glass on the floor...He didn't even tell my mum, and just put 6 bandaids over the cut (which was pretty deep). And one time I was stupid enough to try and brake my scooter without shoes on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katha610 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 One day, he got scammed 80k on Runescape and he went crazy. He repeatedly punched his monitor, then he stood up from the computer chair and started punching the air, screaming. He ended up punching out the lightbulb in his light fixture on the cieling, and cutting up his hand. Then, he sat back down and rammed his head into his monitor, knocking himself out. I witnessed the whole thing... When he woke up, he logged back into Runescape, and I ended up giving him 80k just so he would shut up about it. how many computers??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 My friend got all mad at me on runescape, since he died while talking to me, blamed me, went home from his friends house, got HIT BY A CAR, was in the hospital, got stiches, and was back on runescape in LESS THEN A HOUR. Wow. This reminds me of a similar (but not as bad) story. I have a friend who is about... 6 foot 3 inches tall. He's a pretty big guy. He's not OMG MORBIDLY OBESE, but he's not a skinny guy either. One day, he got scammed 80k on Runescape and he went crazy. He repeatedly punched his monitor, then he stood up from the computer chair and started punching the air, screaming. He ended up punching out the lightbulb in his light fixture on the cieling, and cutting up his hand. Then, he sat back down and rammed his head into his monitor, knocking himself out. I witnessed the whole thing... When he woke up, he logged back into Runescape, and I ended up giving him 80k just so he would shut up about it. HOLY [cabbage]!! ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!! jeez its only 80k (id bemad but not thaaaaat mad) Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 My friend got all mad at me on runescape, since he died while talking to me, blamed me, went home from his friends house, got HIT BY A CAR, was in the hospital, got stiches, and was back on runescape in LESS THEN A HOUR. Wow. This reminds me of a similar (but not as bad) story. I have a friend who is about... 6 foot 3 inches tall. He's a pretty big guy. He's not OMG MORBIDLY OBESE, but he's not a skinny guy either. One day, he got scammed 80k on Runescape and he went crazy. He repeatedly punched his monitor, then he stood up from the computer chair and started punching the air, screaming. He ended up punching out the lightbulb in his light fixture on the cieling, and cutting up his hand. Then, he sat back down and rammed his head into his monitor, knocking himself out. I witnessed the whole thing... When he woke up, he logged back into Runescape, and I ended up giving him 80k just so he would shut up about it. That's pretty bad.. My bro got scammed out of 2.6m the other day and was only pissed for a few minutes.. One time my bro scammed a guy (who I know in real life) out of like 50k, and the guy was so mad he threatened to kill him.. :shock: Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Well I've got a random one. This guy in my class (he's massive) was sat near the back of the class during a test. Everyone was silent, working away when suddenly he sits up and says as loud as he can (with actions), "Three (Stick up three fingures) Blind (Cover Eyes) Jellyfish (Wiggle fingures under mouth), Three Blind Jelly Fish, Three blind Jelly Fi-hish, Sitting on a wall, One fell off, AHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED M******** F********. The teacher looked up and he blurted out "Oh S***" and ran out the door. No explanation, no warning, just pure, grade A madness. Funny as hell though. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Double post. Please shoot me. I also think there should be able to delete the second post in a row by the poster. Having a forum full of "oops double posts" winds me up. /Off topic. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Well I've got a random one. This guy in my class (he's massive) was sat near the back of the class during a test. Everyone was silent, working away when suddenly he sits up and says as loud as he can (with actions), "Three (Stick up three fingures) Blind (Cover Eyes) Jellyfish (Wiggle fingures under mouth), Three Blind Jelly Fish, Three blind Jelly Fi-hish, Sitting on a wall, One fell off, AHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED M******** F********. The teacher looked up and he blurted out "Oh S***" and ran out the door. No explanation, no warning, just pure, grade A madness. Funny as hell though. I lol irl at that :lol: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Well I've got a random one. This guy in my class (he's massive) was sat near the back of the class during a test. Everyone was silent, working away when suddenly he sits up and says as loud as he can (with actions), "Three (Stick up three fingures) Blind (Cover Eyes) Jellyfish (Wiggle fingures under mouth), Three Blind Jelly Fish, Three blind Jelly Fi-hish, Sitting on a wall, One fell off, AHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED M******** F********. The teacher looked up and he blurted out "Oh S***" and ran out the door. No explanation, no warning, just pure, grade A madness. Funny as hell though. Lol. That's a great story. Katha: One computer. And yeah... I think this guy needs anger management. O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enzeru Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Well I've got a random one. This guy in my class (he's massive) was sat near the back of the class during a test. Everyone was silent, working away when suddenly he sits up and says as loud as he can (with actions), "Three (Stick up three fingures) Blind (Cover Eyes) Jellyfish (Wiggle fingures under mouth), Three Blind Jelly Fish, Three blind Jelly Fi-hish, Sitting on a wall, One fell off, AHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED M******** F********. The teacher looked up and he blurted out "Oh S***" and ran out the door. No explanation, no warning, just pure, grade A madness. Funny as hell though. That is so frickin funny! I'm gonna send it to my boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedofsound Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 well lets see here.....*serches computer for a memorie of mine, to no avail* why can't I store my memories on the computer! and while on that topic why can't I store my organs on there to? Virus protection, the works...much safer! ok, ok I remembered one :D a conversation i had a few weeks ago in runescape. I was on a f2p and suddenley a guy pmed me ( I didn't even no him) Him- will you be my friend me- do I know you? him- no I saw you and your a high level so you must be loaded me- excuse me? him- please I got hacked me- err.... him- I can upgrade you for free me- no thank you I'm a member him- your a noob, I'll tell you what me- texas? him- heck no swoob, I'm from the great country of wisconsin me-............... him- stop it me- why him- because my mom works at jagex and can ban you for macroeing me- I don't macroe him- oh rly? me- *puts on owl face* ya rly? him-what? me good by him- see ya I log off :lol: You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddawn509 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 eh not rs related but.... I was on vaction with my family in Montreal Canada, we're enjoying the sights and tourist traps. After a long we day come home and go to bed, the next morning we were about to leave and all over a sudden we hear "Charlene! Charlene! Im sorry babe! IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!" and this lady going "no mike! get away form me". I look around and see a few bellboys holdinng back this deranged man who is sobbing and lokos kinda drunk, they were asking him to step away from the woman, and the were asking the woman to step insdie, it looked like a soap opera episode or somehting...it was jsut weird though :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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