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I thought I might collect some odd stories. I'm not sure if my judgment of this one's impaired since I had a chocolate muffin on top of a cup of coffee and am thus on an all-time caffeine high. Anyhow, I never knew until today that someone who reviews fanfics on FF.N calls himself the Grammar Nazi. Well, gotta get through the rest of the emails that I collected when I was offline.

"People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed"
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My friend got all mad at me on runescape, since he died while talking to me, blamed me, went home from his friends house, got HIT BY A CAR, was in the hospital, got stiches, and was back on runescape in LESS THEN A HOUR.

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My friend got all mad at me on runescape, since he died while talking to me, blamed me, went home from his friends house, got HIT BY A CAR, was in the hospital, got stiches, and was back on runescape in LESS THEN A HOUR.

 

 

 

Wow. This reminds me of a similar (but not as bad) story.

 

 

 

I have a friend who is about... 6 foot 3 inches tall. He's a pretty big guy. He's not OMG MORBIDLY OBESE, but he's not a skinny guy either.

 

 

 

One day, he got scammed 80k on Runescape and he went crazy. He repeatedly punched his monitor, then he stood up from the computer chair and started punching the air, screaming. He ended up punching out the lightbulb in his light fixture on the cieling, and cutting up his hand. Then, he sat back down and rammed his head into his monitor, knocking himself out. I witnessed the whole thing... When he woke up, he logged back into Runescape, and I ended up giving him 80k just so he would shut up about it.

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I almost fell off my chair laughing :lol:

 

 

 

I beat my bro in bomberman once and he started smashing his leg against the ground (cause he was sitting down and couldn't be botherd to get up). Little did he know theres was a smashed glass on the floor...He didn't even tell my mum, and just put 6 bandaids over the cut (which was pretty deep).

 

 

 

And one time I was stupid enough to try and brake my scooter without shoes on...

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One day, he got scammed 80k on Runescape and he went crazy. He repeatedly punched his monitor, then he stood up from the computer chair and started punching the air, screaming. He ended up punching out the lightbulb in his light fixture on the cieling, and cutting up his hand. Then, he sat back down and rammed his head into his monitor, knocking himself out. I witnessed the whole thing... When he woke up, he logged back into Runescape, and I ended up giving him 80k just so he would shut up about it.

 

 

 

how many computers???

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My friend got all mad at me on runescape, since he died while talking to me, blamed me, went home from his friends house, got HIT BY A CAR, was in the hospital, got stiches, and was back on runescape in LESS THEN A HOUR.

 

 

 

Wow. This reminds me of a similar (but not as bad) story.

 

 

 

I have a friend who is about... 6 foot 3 inches tall. He's a pretty big guy. He's not OMG MORBIDLY OBESE, but he's not a skinny guy either.

 

 

 

One day, he got scammed 80k on Runescape and he went crazy. He repeatedly punched his monitor, then he stood up from the computer chair and started punching the air, screaming. He ended up punching out the lightbulb in his light fixture on the cieling, and cutting up his hand. Then, he sat back down and rammed his head into his monitor, knocking himself out. I witnessed the whole thing... When he woke up, he logged back into Runescape, and I ended up giving him 80k just so he would shut up about it.

 

HOLY [cabbage]!! ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!! jeez its only 80k (id bemad but not thaaaaat mad)

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My friend got all mad at me on runescape, since he died while talking to me, blamed me, went home from his friends house, got HIT BY A CAR, was in the hospital, got stiches, and was back on runescape in LESS THEN A HOUR.

 

 

 

Wow. This reminds me of a similar (but not as bad) story.

 

 

 

I have a friend who is about... 6 foot 3 inches tall. He's a pretty big guy. He's not OMG MORBIDLY OBESE, but he's not a skinny guy either.

 

 

 

One day, he got scammed 80k on Runescape and he went crazy. He repeatedly punched his monitor, then he stood up from the computer chair and started punching the air, screaming. He ended up punching out the lightbulb in his light fixture on the cieling, and cutting up his hand. Then, he sat back down and rammed his head into his monitor, knocking himself out. I witnessed the whole thing... When he woke up, he logged back into Runescape, and I ended up giving him 80k just so he would shut up about it.

 

 

 

That's pretty bad.. My bro got scammed out of 2.6m the other day and was only pissed for a few minutes..

 

 

 

One time my bro scammed a guy (who I know in real life) out of like 50k, and the guy was so mad he threatened to kill him.. :shock:

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Well I've got a random one. This guy in my class (he's massive) was sat near the back of the class during a test. Everyone was silent, working away when suddenly he sits up and says as loud as he can (with actions),

 

"Three (Stick up three fingures) Blind (Cover Eyes) Jellyfish (Wiggle fingures under mouth),

 

Three Blind Jelly Fish,

 

Three blind Jelly Fi-hish,

 

Sitting on a wall,

 

One fell off,

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED M******** F********.

 

 

 

The teacher looked up and he blurted out "Oh S***" and ran out the door. No explanation, no warning, just pure, grade A madness. Funny as hell though.

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Double post. Please shoot me. I also think there should be able to delete the second post in a row by the poster. Having a forum full of "oops double posts" winds me up. /Off topic.

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Well I've got a random one. This guy in my class (he's massive) was sat near the back of the class during a test. Everyone was silent, working away when suddenly he sits up and says as loud as he can (with actions),

 

"Three (Stick up three fingures) Blind (Cover Eyes) Jellyfish (Wiggle fingures under mouth),

 

Three Blind Jelly Fish,

 

Three blind Jelly Fi-hish,

 

Sitting on a wall,

 

One fell off,

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED M******** F********.

 

 

 

The teacher looked up and he blurted out "Oh S***" and ran out the door. No explanation, no warning, just pure, grade A madness. Funny as hell though.

 

I lol irl at that :lol:

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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Well I've got a random one. This guy in my class (he's massive) was sat near the back of the class during a test. Everyone was silent, working away when suddenly he sits up and says as loud as he can (with actions),

 

"Three (Stick up three fingures) Blind (Cover Eyes) Jellyfish (Wiggle fingures under mouth),

 

Three Blind Jelly Fish,

 

Three blind Jelly Fi-hish,

 

Sitting on a wall,

 

One fell off,

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED M******** F********.

 

 

 

The teacher looked up and he blurted out "Oh S***" and ran out the door. No explanation, no warning, just pure, grade A madness. Funny as hell though.

 

 

 

Lol. That's a great story.

 

 

 

Katha: One computer.

 

 

 

And yeah... I think this guy needs anger management. O.o

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Well I've got a random one. This guy in my class (he's massive) was sat near the back of the class during a test. Everyone was silent, working away when suddenly he sits up and says as loud as he can (with actions),

 

"Three (Stick up three fingures) Blind (Cover Eyes) Jellyfish (Wiggle fingures under mouth),

 

Three Blind Jelly Fish,

 

Three blind Jelly Fi-hish,

 

Sitting on a wall,

 

One fell off,

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED M******** F********.

 

 

 

The teacher looked up and he blurted out "Oh S***" and ran out the door. No explanation, no warning, just pure, grade A madness. Funny as hell though.

 

 

 

That is so frickin funny! I'm gonna send it to my boyfriend.

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well lets see here.....*serches computer for a memorie of mine, to no avail*

 

 

 

why can't I store my memories on the computer! and while on that topic why can't I store my organs on there to? Virus protection, the works...much safer!

 

 

 

 

 

ok, ok I remembered one :D

 

 

 

 

 

a conversation i had a few weeks ago in runescape. I was on a f2p and suddenley a guy pmed me ( I didn't even no him)

 

 

 

Him- will you be my friend

 

me- do I know you?

 

him- no I saw you and your a high level so you must be loaded

 

me- excuse me?

 

him- please I got hacked

 

me- err....

 

him- I can upgrade you for free

 

me- no thank you I'm a member

 

him- your a noob, I'll tell you what

 

me- texas?

 

him- heck no swoob, I'm from the great country of wisconsin

 

me-...............

 

him- stop it

 

me- why

 

him- because my mom works at jagex and can ban you for macroeing

 

me- I don't macroe

 

him- oh rly?

 

me- *puts on owl face* ya rly?

 

him-what?

 

me good by

 

him- see ya

 

 

 

I log off

 

 

 

:lol:

You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "(bleep) you" right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it'll say "(bleep) you."
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eh not rs related but....

 

 

 

I was on vaction with my family in Montreal Canada, we're enjoying the sights and tourist traps. After a long we day come home and go to bed, the next morning we were about to leave and all over a sudden we hear "Charlene! Charlene! Im sorry babe! IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!" and this lady going "no mike! get away form me". I look around and see a few bellboys holdinng back this deranged man who is sobbing and lokos kinda drunk, they were asking him to step away from the woman, and the were asking the woman to step insdie, it looked like a soap opera episode or somehting...it was jsut weird though :?

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