/\ Gots his directions mixed up, bro.

< Wants his copy of Final Fantasy XII back. D:

\/ Has it.

/\<_< no

>making potato balls.

\/wants some of my balls.

/\ Hell yeah. :shades:

< Playing Jak and Daxter 1.

\/ Has never played it.

/\correct.

>my potato balls came out terrible.. but tasted kinda good.

\/not interested in my balls anymore :cry:

/\ D:

< Just ate some noodles.

\/ Doesn't eat noodles.

/\incorrect

>I eat noodles when I'm stressed as it's usually the only thing that goes down.

\/doesn't have odd food fetishes.

/\ Correct

< Durr

\/ Hurr

/\

<

\/ Posted at least one hour after I posted this

/\ Maybe. I have no idea whether or not my time = that time.

< Is in Australia.

\/ Has never been to Australia.

/\ Is correct

< Has never left North America

\/ Has a handlebar moustache

/\ Insults people who can't grow moustaches.

<Eating jersey caramels.

\/ Is a fan of jersey caramels.

/\ Enjoys eating camels from New Jersey.

< Prefers Pennsylvanian camels.

\/ Lives in a giant telescope.

/\incorrect

>once wanted to live in a telescope.

\/will let me have my wish.

/\ Thinks I'm some sort of genie.

< IS THE GENIE OF THE BUTT.

\/ Will rub my butt for three wishes.

/\correct

>gullible

\/will make a lame joke about rubbing their phallus for a wish.

/\ Incorrect

< Knows that masturbation is serious business

\/ SPINS SUPER FAST

/\incorrect

>was sitting at the computer desk, put the bottle of pepper in my mouth.. the cap was loose.. and very nearly avoided an accident.

\/doesn't put random stuff in their mouths.

/\ Correct.

< I only put systematically organized stuff in my mouth.

\/ Plays an instrument.

/\ Correct

< Plays the piano and the vuvuzela.

\/ Doesn't know what a vuvuzela and because of that lives 16 miles below the surface of the Earth.

/\ Suprisingl-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

< Sick of vuvuzela jo-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

\/ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

/\ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

< BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

\/ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

/\ Some kind of bug, possibly a bee.

< Wants some of Comical's delicious honey.

\/ Just realized they've been sitting on their wallet for the past +30 mins.

/\ Liar, my chair is perfectly molded to the shape of my- Wait.. Why is my wallet here?

< Is the real liar, I haven't got a wallet.

\/ Lies awake at night, questioning Dax's lack of a wallet.

/\not really

>never had a wallet until recently... I hate them.

\/ignoramus.

/\ Thinks I'm some kind of dinosaur.

< Is not a dinosaur.

\/ Thinks it would be awesome to be a dinosaur.