/\ Doesn't have 99 fishing

< Has 99 fishing several times over

\/ Doesn't have 99 fishing

^You're retired, so that's trivial.

< Hungry.

V Likely hungry too.

/\ Not going to post the fanfic like the promised picture

< Slightly hungry

\/ Interested in Sumo wrestling

^Cannot post the fanfic due to the fact I'd get banned for it.

< More interested in kendo tbh.

V Should know the picture wasn't worth it.

/\ Liar

< Is still waiting for the picture

\/ Armorare

 

Have you seen Bamboo Blade? It's a girl cartoon about kendo. It's pretty good.

/\ Nope, only me

< Master procrastinator

\/ Still not Armorare

^ Learn to be psychic.

< Godly procrastinator/crammer. Too bad that was only useful in High school.

V Likely a FG regular. Non-harpy kind.

/\ Possibly correct. I dunno what a harpy kind is

< Master of the dance

\/ Really good at balancing on one leg

^Surprisingly, I am good at balancing on one leg.

< Sucking on a cotton candy-flavored dum dum pop.

V Does not have a sweet tooth.

/\ Incorrect. I love sweet shit.

< Has 2 index fingers

\/ Has more than 2 index fingers

^ Toes are fingers too, so my index toes bring it up to 4 index 'fingers'.

< Browsing oxford dictionary.

V Also practices weird habits.

/\ Depends what you mean by weird

< has long hair

\/ Has short hair

^ Has medium-length hair.

< Sharpening my trolling skills.

V Practices Feng shui.

/\ Isn't that a kind of interior decorating or something?

< Has white walls in his room

\/ Doesn't have white walls

^ Racist, and no.

< Has blue walls.

V Has grey walls in the future, if you get my drift.

/\ >Implying I'm half black...?

< 90 something % white

\/ Has a dog

^ Honky

< Has a cat, and doesn't really like dogs

v Has an exotic pet of some sort

^ I have two cats. Nothing exotic, unless you count my brother, who I treat like a barbaric animal.

< Wonders if people focus on something silly like post count these days.

V Was likely angry at one of my rude comments in the past when I started out on Forum Games.

/\ Hasn't posted the picture he promised

< Still pissed about it

\/ If Armorare, a lying sack of feces

^ Holds a minor grudge over a picture.

< God of procrastination.

V Is good at procrastinating.

/\ Still hasn't posted the picture he promised

< Procrastinator. I work better under pressure tbh

\/ If Armorare, will post in LOTPW. Otherwise, a viking

^ Cheating by using conditional v posts

< Not Scandinavian so therefore not a viking

v Bullhonky

^ A tramp

< Doesn't know what bullhonky means

v Has thumbs

^ needs to get a dictionary

< is all thumbs

v has more grace and civility than I

^ Thumby

< Not graceful

v Able to spin very quickly